Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about...

By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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2random 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 16:18

lol ew ?

blah_blah_shity 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 3:35

EWWW lol what did he say after?

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coker1891 1

Wednesday 22 February 2012 6:57

Hahahahaha

brandonharris690 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 2:31

That's gross

brandonharris690 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 2:36

Hey Brittany, are you good?;)

brandonharris690 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 2:35

No it's not^ it's honest

SilverGTP99 8

Saturday 25 February 2012 4:32

Poop

FMLsAreAwesome 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 7:21

SILF

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Sunday 26 February 2012 15:11

You cant yell a spelling bro. You can type/write one, but not yell it.

sophie13m 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 20:39

maybe he was fasinating about brittany spears... possible

combatbunny 9

Friday 2 March 2012 19:57

Idiot...

Posiedon57 0

Monday 5 March 2012 4:34

People who can't understand this joke are fail....Sometimes I fear for humankind when a simple joke can't be understood D:

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