By ADT - 09/02/2009 02:14 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you, Jeremy." Then in rapid succession, she fires off 2 other names. None of the names were mine. FML
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unlovable_fml 1

well, to get even I wouldn't PAY her afterwards.

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pariah411 0

Get her pregnant and then run away. She won't know your name!

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ManlyDunsparce 3

1- what in the blue world are you talking about. OP. better luck next time. But for now. That's three strikes and you are out of here!

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xXxRandiexXx 0

mood killer. hahaha. I sure hope you didn't finish!

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SaturnE_fml 0

Nah, he deserves to enjoy it, would be the only redeeming quality she had. I sure hope she didn't finish, though.

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teentee401 36

You're lame, 40. For taking the time to comment something like that.

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Dilexar 26

40, that would be better said in a PM if it was so important to you.

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prettyinpurple 0

pulled that one. sorry bud

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alwex 0

#14-- Only if by get off you mean FINISH. Then get out

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carlos_oac 0

Man, after that, i would **** her like a horse, then dump her, lol.

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iseyixes 18

Like a horse? Or a *****? If you meant ***** then I agree with you.

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xsydbabyx 0

Ouch. Cheating *****. Sux4u.

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pariah411 0

Get her pregnant and then run away. She won't know your name!

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chrismace 11

#21 that's fed up. You should dump her through.

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123sploosh 0

dump her. good girls are out there! we're not all ******

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jvazquez 0

Yeah dude, get tested asap , and forget about it.

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