By ADT - 09/02/2009 02:14 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you, Jeremy." Then in rapid succession, she fires off 2 other names. None of the names were mine. FML
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unlovable_fml 1

well, to get even I wouldn't PAY her afterwards.

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pariah411 0

Get her pregnant and then run away. She won't know your name!

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saber2138 0

Ooooo tht sucks I geuss she's been around more than u knew

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s52 0

#10 how do you know this happened with ur dad

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HunterFalls13 0

#10 Eww how the heck would you know What names your dad calls out during sex?? That's freakin nasty

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Missythevampire 0

awww dude! that suckz majorly. #10: Thats disgusting

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I_suck_you_suck 0

what did you say?

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I_suck_you_suck 0

****... one word, and there it is: **** Should I spell it for you? S-L-U-T Good... DUMP HER!?!?!?

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smashgrab 0

Thats when you pull out and slam it in her a** as hard as you can while punching her in the back of the head and scream "MY NAME IS {insert name here} B***H!!!"

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px_fml 0

she was probably trying to cover up her mistake by calling out the other two names haha.

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cartius 0

oh shoot my name is Jeremy. >__>. <__<.

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mrok1331 0

if the names were Jesus and god then your doing good. if not dump her

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