Miscellaneous: Today, I was helping my friend put up a wooden fence at his new...

By Nissan_David - 18/01/2010 06:09 - United States

Today, I was helping my friend put up a wooden fence at his new house. I was holding the sections of fence up while he nailed them in with an air powered nail gun. The gun malfunctioned and fired twice putting the second nail through my hand and into the wood. We had to pry the nail out. FML

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You deserved it 2 813

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2018 22:00

Today I had a narrow escape with a nailgun that nailed my workboot to the floor but luckily missed my foot. After I calmed down and changed boots I returned to the nailgun, started working again and barely 30 seconds later I managed to nail my thumb to a piece of wood. Man, I'm bad at my job. FML

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You deserved it 1 273

By leprechaun23 - 23/04/2012 04:21 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML

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You deserved it 4 317

By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 11:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML

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You deserved it 44 965

Gun control

By Anonymous - 14/12/2021 20:01

Today, our 9 year-old son managed to shoot himself in the gut with my nail gun. According to my wife, this is completely my fault, because I ONLY kept it in my locked garage, ONLY secured in its box, ONLY completely disconnected from the power, ONLY on the highest shelf near the roof. FML

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You deserved it 154

By Anonymous - 10/05/2011 05:12

Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML

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You deserved it 11 973

By ouch... - 03/03/2010 11:13 - United States

Today, while trying to pull a nail out of some wood with a crowbar in my theatre class, my girlfriend, who was holding down the wood with her foot, thought it would be funny to move her foot and make me lose my balance. Instead, the crowbar flew up and struck me in the nuts. FML

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You deserved it 3 411

Driving school dropout

By Rebecca - 16/01/2012 00:36 - Canada

Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 17:45 - Mexico - Saltillo

Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML

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You deserved it 1 047

By jackelking - 25/05/2009 08:33 - United States

Today, I was at my friends' farm and we decided that we wanted to go to their old treehouse. When we got down there, it turned out my friend Cat had forgotten her shoes. Being a gentleman, I lent her my sandals. I then climbed the treehouse, fell out, and got a nail through my foot. FML

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You deserved it 6 940

By damngotkik - 20/12/2017 19:00

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to use an electric sander on my arm during our construction class. FML

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Monday 18 January 2010 12:11

I'm so sorry, that's extremely painful.

Iwannabetreo 11

Monday 18 January 2010 12:14

Fuuck ... My hand hurts from reading this. D:

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LauraTheKiwi 0

Monday 18 January 2010 13:01

Good deeds never go unpunished. But now you're Jesus :D That must have hurt a lot, though. :(

miaaakayyy17 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 6:40

"no good deed goes unpunished, no act of charity goes unresented." sorry, but your comment reminded me of wicked<3

maz_irken 6

Wednesday 1 June 2011 0:10

omg that's what I thought of when I read this, too!

DynamicDave 11

Monday 18 January 2010 13:23

I immediately clicked "YLIF" after reading "...air powered nail gun"

whataloadofbull 0

Monday 18 January 2010 14:36

Where the hell is the YLIF button?

gnawonkiTTy 0

Monday 18 January 2010 15:20

That's what I've been thinking...

mushoo_fml 0

Monday 18 January 2010 17:31

That's the original version of what is now "I agree, your life sucks." YLIF stands for Your Life is ******.

slimshady67 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 5:39

its not as bad as a nail thru a tendent in ur foot

blland 0

Monday 18 January 2010 13:32

who are you, jesus?

Laurendorcus 0

Monday 18 January 2010 13:37

Holy crap! Stigmata! I dont remember if we're suppose to worship you or get you an old priest and a young priest....I'll go to Blockbuster, watch the movie and get back to you on that. FYL

CYNNER 0

Monday 18 January 2010 13:40

Know how you feel. i had a nail go pretty deep into the bottom of my foot once. safe to say i never walked barefoot ever again. fyl

youthink_fml 0

Monday 18 January 2010 14:04

This is definitely the fault of you and your friend. A nail gun is like any other gun. You don't point it at anything you're not willing to shoot. Obviously, your hand was too close and IN FRONT of the gun. Idiots.

Vurban 0

Monday 18 January 2010 14:08

Baw, suck it up. Had similar happen. Gotta roll with it. At least now you have a pretty sweet scar. AND a fun story. Oh, and now your friend owes you a beer. =D

jf7609 0

Monday 18 January 2010 14:13

I've been shot with a nail gun a couple times. gotta watch that bump fire, it'll get you every time

CallMeHush 0

Monday 18 January 2010 14:46

Hard way to learn to hold behind the work and to stay clear of the gun eh? You can never trust wood to catch the nail, I shot thru a 2x4 and nailed 3 fingers together once. Lesson Learned.