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That's not an FML - that's the best comment EVER! Be proud of your witty comebacks! :D
actually tissues hilariously witty
"Official sausage holder" or boyfriend?
it's a good one, so did you wink when you said it?
Why is this an FML? That's hilarious!
That's weird
Read: witty means "desperate". The guy is a douche. Ignore his dumbass.
Think you meant to put this on MLIA
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You might want to buy him dinner first!
That's hilarious OP. If he doesn't find it funny, maybe he's jealous of the mini sausages. :)