By MirandaJones - 20/03/2015 14:41 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was helping out during the school play's interval. My head of year jokingly asked me to follow him around with these mini cocktail sausages for the rest of the school year. I thought it would be witty to reply, "Does that make me your official sausage holder?" FML
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briang959 47

That's hilarious OP. If he doesn't find it funny, maybe he's jealous of the mini sausages. :)

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onlybecauseitsme 14

hope he doesn't take it too badly. subtly hinted x

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ahippienamedrae 10

And then what happened?

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TheUnum 7

Wow that sounds kinda slutty YDI no regular person would say that.

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russfml 31

There needs to be more women like you OP

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joshi42 16

You shouldn't belittle yourself by settling for a mini sausage young lady. He should provide you with something of a proper size.

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False_Stupidity 41

And were you eating one of the cocktail sausages suggestively when you said this OP?

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KVYLV 16

I CAN RELATE TO YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR OP! YOU'RE MY KIND OF GAL.

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abNormal62 23

So what was his response? Do you have a new(ish) role to play in his life?

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