By MirandaJones - 20/03/2015 14:41 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was helping out during the school play's interval. My head of year jokingly asked me to follow him around with these mini cocktail sausages for the rest of the school year. I thought it would be witty to reply, "Does that make me your official sausage holder?" FML
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briang959 47

That's hilarious OP. If he doesn't find it funny, maybe he's jealous of the mini sausages. :)

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Mermaidhead 13

it was only awkward because they were mini sausages.

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socialproduct 19

Totally walked into that one. YDI. Mission accomplished on being witty though.

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infectedsense 15

One teacher who oversees every class in that year group - we call grades years in the UK. It's not that difficult, guys! :)

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LexiD19 26

Sorry, American here. What's Head of Year?

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Willibobs 33

One way to explain is that they're like the principal of the whole year group :)

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mimiminx 23

The teacher who leads the year group (grade).

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kpetrovski 24

Sounds like the start of a beautiful relationship

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Glcarr7 10

That sounds like what me and my friends would say.

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RAH94 17

I think you knew what the outcome would be...

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assassinbanana0 20

Like you've never had a time you said something you didn't mean? it was a silly mistake

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