Health and Transportation: Today, while in a parking lot, I accidentally cut someone off...

By haley - 16/11/2018 14:00

Today, while in a parking lot, I accidentally cut someone off out of pure nervousness as I'm a new driver. I got out of my car to apologize, and they responded by beating me and my car to a pulp with a baseball bat. FML

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By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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By pleasebackintomycaragain - 24/04/2009 02:12 - Canada

Today, as I was sitting in my car in a mall parking lot, an old couple got into their new van and backed right into me. The man got out and in broken english decided it was no big deal. He turned to leave and tried to pat my back, but smacked my ass instead. I was hit by a car, and spanked for it. FML

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By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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By erineilis - 16/08/2011 14:22 - United States

Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML

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Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML

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By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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By TheRuleEnforcer - 29/03/2013 08:33 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car in a parking lot. The person sped off; I broke three ribs. My parents screamed at me for not getting the driver's info. FML

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By NoFightResponse - 24/04/2009 03:53 - United States

Today, I parked my car on the street late at night, when I was distracted by a text message. Some guy then gets in my passenger side. Panicked, thinking I was being robbed, I bolt out of my car bruising my head and dropping my phone onto the pavement. The guy meant to get in the car behind me. FML

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By fouchi - 10/04/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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Ashtro 11

Friday 16 November 2018 14:13

If they assaulted you and your car, you have a right to press charges over that, I believe. Sorry that happened OP...

whiskey'swino 15

Friday 16 November 2018 14:57

Definitely report that to the police and to your insurance. That is a rough way to be welcomed into the not-so-wonderful world of driving.

Comments

ChromoTec 24

Thursday 25 October 2018 1:17

How could that happen? Nobody in their right mind would be stupid enough to carry a baseball bat in their car! Sorry you met that ONE person we all hate, OP.

Stephanie Claire 12

Friday 16 November 2018 16:14

Is this serious? Why would you not have something you could use as a weapon in your car? I live in Montana, we all have guns

raven_of_azarath 34

Friday 16 November 2018 17:44

And why is having a baseball bat in their car stupid? It’s a common alternative to a gun, and equipment for an extremely common kids sport.

alycion 38

Saturday 17 November 2018 12:04

I kept one in my car when I was working in news. We had a lot of break ins and muggings in the parking lot. And walking to and from my car in the middle of the night solo just seemed stupid.

Ashtro 11

Friday 16 November 2018 14:13

If they assaulted you and your car, you have a right to press charges over that, I believe. Sorry that happened OP...

whiskey'swino 15

Friday 16 November 2018 14:57

Definitely report that to the police and to your insurance. That is a rough way to be welcomed into the not-so-wonderful world of driving.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 16 November 2018 16:06

They probably thought you were a carjacker. In this context, getting out of your car is an inappropriately aggressive move. Stick to Uber and buses until you learn road etiquette.

Jenn Em 2

Friday 16 November 2018 18:26

People learn through experience. The more this person drives, the better aquainted they will be with the road, and driving etiquette 😬🙃

Eivana 37

Friday 16 November 2018 22:09

People are impatient pricks, OP. At least you tried to apologize. That's more than most people would do. Don't let this discourage you from driving.

Takegami 22

Friday 16 November 2018 22:35

What goes around comes around OP Next time you’ll see him and his car in a ditch

acmariner99 25

Friday 16 November 2018 23:45

Stating the obvious, that’s a crime.

Ledzepisrovering 2

Friday 16 November 2018 23:56

I'm sorry to hear OP. One time on my way to Chick Fil A, I realised that I parked in the 3-5 minute pick up spot. There was an SUV behind me just standing in the middle of the road/parking lot. I waited for a bit but the person just had their emergency lights on and not moving or anything. Finally, I got out of my space and moved to the closest spot available. As I parked, the person started honking but I ignored it cause I didn't see anything except for them parking up front, closer to the stores. I am gathering all my things to go eat and when I get out, this lady gets out of her SUV. She starts throwing hands and cussing at me about how I stole her spot after I parked in the wrong place. I said I am sorry, I didn't know she was going to park there and calling me a dumbass and racist. Finally, she went somewhere but I made sure to take her license plate and eat where I can see both cars. I am sorry you had to experience that because some drivers are just too aggressive

WHSKitty4ever 23

Saturday 17 November 2018 1:12

I hope you called the police and filed a criminal complaint

Nhayaa 21

Saturday 17 November 2018 6:19

I wonder if all the dickheads hitting "YDI" carry a bat in their car as well... I mean, you HAVE to be one of those to think that it's ok to bit anyone for a reason like this. For any reason actually. My faith in humanity decreases everyday...