NO! Sarcasm is a form of humour. This situation is not funny. At all. And to all the retards posting here, stop posting shit like "Omg! YDI for getting hit by a car!" Even if it was her fault, that's not the point

You need to cool it, seriously. This person is fine enough to type this, and they said they had some broken bones, and those heal. The sister is a total jerk, okay. The thing is, if the OP actually posted this here, they likely saw some comedic value, or they thought we would enjoy hearing it. You're killing the fun by being over sensitive. The term is make light of a situation. When something bad happens, you turn something good out of it. Some people express that through jokes. If you can't take one, too bad for you. I can imagine if you were hit by a car, if you were at fault or not, you would at least try to make the situation less grim.

Your self-righteous judgment of prior comments notwithstanding, and if we are going to get all serious here, then I think wishing the sister a similar experience is pretty revolting too! You don't know what really happened. OP has jumped in here to corroborate some injuries, but without hearing from the sister, we don't know what really happened. Karma may be coming for you too to knock you off that ******* high horse you're perched on!

53, if you're walking at night and a car goes just a smidge over the line, you make damned sure that you wait until the car has come to a full and complete stop before you keep walking. Precautions keep people alive. You can't even assume a car will stop at the red light. Assume every car is going to run you over and it's not such a huge hazard.

#60 if the person was walking already and the car started moving a little, are you going to stand there? because if you do that you could be run over! cars already get really close to the sidewalk where pedestrians wait to cross, so if it moves it will most likely hit you or come really close. i wouldn't stand there i would step back or forward, to which ever side is closer and away from traffic.

First of all, my response was not all that serious as you seem to believe it was intended...and second of all, you're certainly hypocritcal to be talking about a high horse. Your condescending tone notwithstanding...my comment was made with the information that was given. Whether or not that was the actual complete and honest truth, I was going by the information given and therefore, karma is a bitch and it will go after the sister. I don't know if you have a heart or not, but even if the OP was doing something stupid, it's still completely messed up for her sister to care more about her phone. My sister would never be that shallow and low. It's called family, you protect it. Grow up, learn how to interpret a comment made half jokingly, and get off that high horse YOU seem to be on...you're not as smart as you think you are.

@jadedone123: Oh, dear - where to begin with this one. Well, first and foremost, you can rest assured - and I will sleep well tonight in the comfort of the fact that - I am at least as smart as I think I am. As for the rest, there's an old saying, "If anyone is going to be condescending here it's going to be me." Of course I'm being condescending, you are my intellectual inferior and I am treating you as such. And of course you were attempting to smack me down with high-handed moralizations of earlier comments made in jest. Now you are backpeddling, there is no content in your comment that could be taken as light-hearted, ironic, sarcastic, or comical. There is nothing that could be taken as anything other than "serious", or at least as serious as someone like yourself can actually be taken. I feel sorry for you and I will pray for you. See, I have a heart!

Wow....you think really highly of yourself. You should reconsider that. And get some help. Are you seriously going to sit there and call someone over the internet that you don't know your intellectual inferior? That's sad and pretty pathetic. But if you need that kind of reassurance of your intelligence, I'm glad to tell you, I'm not your intellectual inferior. You don't know me, but rest assured I would never wish harm on another human being. Half jokingly replying that the same or worse should be done to her sister is far less harsh than some of the other comments here. Why you picked my comment to bash, other than needing some conflict in your sad and pathetic life, is beyond me. i refuse to be put down by some random person online, who makes a "joke" and pedophilia that frankly, didn't come across as joking either. It's the internet, it's hard to interpret tone. I'll give you a hint, my "seriously, seriously" was sarcasm. There was nothing itended there as condescension to the other commenters. You see, unlike you, I have a life and don't need to insult other people online to get my rocks off.

@jadedone123 - And yet, here you are. Listen, I find you amusing, in the way that people might find a favorite pet or a 2 year old singing songs from a Disney soundtrack amusing. Amusing, but not all that interesting and certainly not a source of any meaningful intelligence - and isn't that the point here? I DO know you, and those like you...even over the digitally sanitized expanse of the Internet. I feel very badly for you, and I am certain that I can refer you to a qualified surgeon who can help you remove that blunt object that is stuck up your ass. Best wishes.

Spare me, really spare me. Some pathetic dick on the internet that has to spout bullshit insulting others to get himself off feels sorry for me? Seriously? No thanks....you see...I HAVE a life. Funniest thing of all, you're the type of person that wouldn't be mean to anyone on the street cause you'd get knocked the **** out, which is why you need to come online to insult people. It's psychologically fascinating...at first, but now I'm really quite bored with this. And in response to a later on post, hey, maybe the OP wants to read "sorry your sister is a ****" a million times in a row. That's why normal people come on here. To commiserate about shitty situations in their life and to find a little humor in it. Humor in the situation, not some skeevy old man talking about ******* her bitchy sister, cause that's not funny, it's just sad and gross. I have a feeling that sums up your life, sad and gross. And no, you don't know me. You see, I'm the same on here that I am out there. I would be mean to you on the street. I'm a 24 year old woman who COULD kick your ass or beat you down intellectually. It's really quite fun. But now I'm done, because unlike you...if you'll notice, I've posted maybe one or two comments. I read these in the morning before work to start my day with some humor. This isn't my life, I actually have one and I'm gonna go get back to that. You have fun knowing that this is all you are, a sad, gross, pathetic asshole that needs this sort of validation online. But I don't pity you, or feel sorry for you at all really, cause you created yourself.

I have first dibs, I posted sooner!

Pretty much, yeah. You sound like a dude with an intact iPhone. She's a girl with a damaged phone, possibly an iPhone. I only deal in damaged goods.