Uhm.. are you okay?? It's her SISTER??? o.O

In some cases, you actually CAN divorce family members.

#14 the one with the right side broken sounds more realistic so why reject it? this one sounds fake and that's what everyone is assuming. i moderated the other version because it said something like "most/a lot of the bones on my right side were broken." they were probably broken because that's where OP was hit.

That last sentence has so much win in it, it made me giggle. You = Awesome. :D 'Preciate it. OP: That's awful. I'm so sorry! People aren't so empathetic anymore, I guess. Hope everything works out okay for you.

Aw I'm sorry for not believing you, that's really sad Get revenge on your sister. She's a serious bitch for being like that. Get her phone and smash it on her head or something. I really hate her as you can tell...

Wait if you broke BOTH your hands then how the hell did you call 911? FAKE

She said her ARM and LEG (and ribs), not both hands. Reading comprehension FAIL.

I think you forgot to mention that an arm is not a hand.

yea once you get better kick your sister's ass and if she got a new phone I'd suggest breaking that too.

That really sucks! WTF?!

Dude she broke both her arm and leg on the right side not both her arms lol

so how are you on the computer.. ? im pretty sure if you broke that many bones than you would still be in the hospital pumpkin :-) if the hospital was actually that ignorant to let you go that early .. then you would be passed out with pain killers .

somehow, i dont beleive that.

I'm quite sure some hospitals have computers. I'm also quite sure that some people might ask their parents to bring their LAPTOP to the hospital. Do you really expect the OP to just lie there for, idunno, a week doing nothing? THINK about it. I'm quite sure I'm pointing out the obvious.

#35, the FML isn't necessarily from today, putting today at the beginning is a tradition here. It could have been yesterday, last week, etc etc etc

Uhm, this could have happened months ago. Fmylife.com says that every anecdote should begin with the word today. Please, sweetie, take everything into consideration before jumping to dumbass conclusions :-)

Yeah...a couple of things are wrong with that.. If you broke both your arms how could you have called 911? I mean obviously you dial with your hands but if you got hit by a car and broke your leg, you cant stand up to get a phone, so you'd have to reach for one...with your arms?? And also, who's phone would you use? Your sisters screen was apparently 'cracked' and yours must have but somewhere on you so that must have been broken. Unless you crawled to a payphone with your 'broken arms' Theres also nothing mentioned about the driver. Its not really an FML unless the driver drove away, but I would think they would've came out and helped..?

ugh.. she broke one of her arms, not both. and she probably used HER phone, and the driver didnt have to leave, getting hit by a car is an FML in itself..

Broken bones doesn't mean you'll be in the hosptial. Otherwise the hosptial would be my sisters second home.

No, broken bones don't mean a hospital stay, but being hit by a car hard enough to break your bones does. Plus, knowing the mechanism of injury, your injuries seems a little inconsistent.

Let me just say that all of your statements are ridiculous. But mostly this one, "Its not really an FML unless the driver drove away..." Um... Getting hit by a car doesn't suck? I don't think a guy running out of his car to make sure I'm fine is going to make me jump for joy on my broken legs. Seriously dude, not bagging on you, just think about the situation.

Clearly you've never had a broken bone. The muscles still work, you know. My husband drove himself to the ER with a broken wrist. Completely possible.