As someone whose iPhone screen was recently cracked, I can understand how traumatizing that can be. This is what happens when people are late to the dance: You are making alot of assumptions. First, we don't know that the girl is underaged. Two, my wife is very real and smokin hot! Three, we are relying on the account of someone who was HIT BY A CAR and everyone jumps on the bandwagon. Is there any room for the fact that maybe, just maybe, OP was a little disoriented? Again, I don't want to be backed into the corner of playing devil's advocate but, really people. We have one side of this story and, besides that, I WAS KIDDING!

I said she COULD be underage. And what does your wife being hot have anything to do with this? Irrelevant much? Second, your iPhone was cracked?! Oh my, let's all hold a funeral for it. People these days are so damn materialistic. You can always buy a new phone but you can't buy a new person. And I'm pretty sure if she was capable of dialing 911, she's capable of writing this FML without disorientation probably hours after the accident. There is no one side of the story. Even if the sister was writing this, it would go: Today, my sister got hit by a car, so I ran to see if my phone was ok. It was cracked! FML. Yea, her phone is cracked. Big deal. I lost my Tilt, which cost quite a bit and I got a crappy one from my dad. You don't see me complaining. A phone is a phone. I don't even have texting anymore, yet I STILL don't complain. Considering I'm a teenager, I should be complaining like every other bratty kid in this country. Some people can't even afford a phone, so get over yourself. Third, that's actually hilarious that you like you to be beaten by bitchy women. Is your wife a bitch? :] And it didn't really sound like you were kidding. Especially how you got really defensive and came up with all these excuses. If you were kidding, you wouldn't care less about what I said about you. But you did. Btw, do you like arguing with every person on FML? Seriously, it kinda cracks me up. Haha.

Thank you, really, thank you for recognizing my distress over my iPhone. It was very traumatic and I am still reeling. I'm sorry to hear about your Tilt, but you got a freebie from Dad as a replacement - I have to pay for my own (this is my 4th replacement iPhone, when is Steve Jobs going to comp me a freebie - STEVE, really, WHAT THE ****!). Pretty much everything I post is complete and utter bullshit. But then again, most of the FMLs are bullshit too! That doesn't mean they aren't amusing, props to the OPs for their creativity. And, it is true, I generally put about 10 seconds of thought in before I start typing - and if it takes more than a minute to submit it - I don't bother. You've said it cracks you up, so my work is done here. Whatcha bitchin' about??? Where's the fun in everyone posting "wtf is wrong with your sister" or "screw that ****"? If that's all we could look forward to in the comments, why would anyone even read them?

As I said, you can buy a new phone. It sucks to have to pay for it again, but that's still possible. You can't replace a person. Tip: If your iPhone keeps on having to be replaced, I think you should move on from that phone. You're obviously having no luck in that area. And yea, my phone was a freebie, but that was because it was available (an old phone). If it wasn't, my dad wouldn't buy me a new one. I'm not spoiled, thank you very much. Maybe most of the comments say that the sister is a bitch because she is one. Yea, it's repetitive, but it's true. And yea, I find your comments hilarious. Thanks for the laugh. If you weren't old (haha) I'd totally be your friend. XD Anyway, OP, that sucks. I woulda bitch slapped your sister back into your mother's womb. Seriously. And if she gets a new phone, break that one too just for the hell of it. Haha. Just kidding.

Yes, actually, I like to be beaten by bitchy women! Really, no sarcasm here!

Yes, obviously you have a rich and fulfilling life because HERE YOU ARE AGAIN!!!! Really, you grow more pathetic by the hour jadedone123. Do you sign on just to find me at this point? How many replies are you going to post today?