By hockey9797 - 15/07/2009 19:50 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car. My sister ran to see if her phone I was carrying in my purse was okay. She screamed at me while I lay in the street because I was so dumb, and that I couldn't even watch for cars. Her screen was cracked. I had to call 911 for myself. FML
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yeah i broke both my arm and leg on my right side and a few ribs it's not fake

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cucumberfabulous 7

Your sisters a bitch, FYL..

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blue8795 0

Wow....Your sister... I don't even know what to say. Her priorities are f**cked up.

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6SiC6Magg0tKnot 0

YDI for cracking your sister's phone screen

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Bokusui 0

Well, I would have to say YDI and FYL for not watching out cars... and your sister a total ass o.o.

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livingdeath 0

What the hell does LMAO mean? Seriously, its usage makes it seem almost as versataile as '****.'

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skullbuster 0

"Laughing My Ass Off" Really dude, are you in China or something where they don't allow unrestricted access to Google.com?

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yeahsurre 0

lmao, well said #72. :)

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lobby0ne 0

u have a dumbshit sister

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sofad15 0

put that cell in her ass and beat her in the head, she is so dumb, she would deserve it.

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livingdeath 0

Hold on a sec. Hockey9797? So you play hockey? It's just a few more broken bones to add to your collection.

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sw95volleyball 0

...... i dont blame her. obviously you werent hurt that bad if it happend today and your on the computer now.

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smellymeaty 0

FML makes it necessary for every post to begin with Today, even though it has likely been days, weeks, months, or possibly years since the actual situation in some cases.

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himynameisanna 0

If I saw someone get hit by a car, my first thought would be, "Holy Shit! Are you okay?" She didn't know if she was seriously injured or not. Don't be a bitch.

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slinkiess 0

Your sister is a dumbass. And rude. FYL, and feel better.

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oldskoolman85 0

Smash her phone with your cast.

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