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By wtf - 17/12/2012 19:38 - United States

Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball. I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight. I'm still trying to figure out what happened. FML

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By ProtoBird - 14/04/2016 04:11 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I got hit so hard in the head by a dodgeball that a contact popped right out. To make matters worse, I continued to get hit as a futilely searched for it. FML

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By Chris - 27/08/2019 22:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I thought it would be funny to take an airhorn to a golf course and blow it while people were teeing off. It was very funny, until I blew the horn during some guy's backswing and his ball was shanked in my direction and hit me in the head. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2019 12:07

Today, I was practicing my golf swing on my front lawn. I took a swing and on the backstroke the golf club slipped out of my hands. Next thing I know, it hits a neighbor's window, shatters it, and goes right into their living room. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 02:58 - United States

Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2010 19:12 - United States

Today, it was my first day of softball practice. I'm the youngest one on the team by about 2 years, so I wanted to prove I'm just as good as everyone else. Too bad I tripped in the outfield and got hit in the head with a bat. I have a concussion. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2023 12:00 - United States - Cary

Today, while playing golf on a local course, my idiot of a friend decided to push his pushcart down a massive hill towards me. When he realized that I was going to be hit, he screamed for me to move, but it was too late. I collapsed to the ground in pain, all while he chuckled about the situation. FML

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By Harry - 10/06/2014 01:56 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was walking in the street, and the next thing I know, I'm waking up in a hospital. According to witnesses, a guy came up and hit me over the head with a baseball bat. Apparently that's a thing that happens now. But it's okay, he had an excuse: he said he was drunk. FML

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By haileyjunkin - 22/11/2011 17:53

Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML

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By Highschoolsucks - 18/03/2020 23:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was hit in the head with a football during class. Spanish class. FML

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By myheadhurts - 12/11/2013 02:14 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML

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Tuesday 18 December 2012 1:06

That's god telling you he doesn't like you.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Tuesday 18 December 2012 1:08

Jesus: ****! Fore!!!!

Comments

metalguy95 11

Tuesday 18 December 2012 6:15

I think Happy Gilmore's involved.

Wayne913 13

Tuesday 18 December 2012 6:31

Somebody might have been playing golf from their roof.

redmnky21 8

Tuesday 18 December 2012 6:35

duh u were hit in the head with a golf ball

jetsown08 21

Tuesday 18 December 2012 7:12

20- we're going to be neutralized? Holy shit!

GrangerGal9089 6

Tuesday 18 December 2012 7:17

That confusion may possibly be the brain damage talking, just a heads up... Or should I say fore?

htownpostman 16

Tuesday 18 December 2012 7:20

Did the ball hit you on the chin?

onorexveritas 23

Tuesday 18 December 2012 7:41

paranormal activity?

Dixbfloppin 11

Tuesday 18 December 2012 7:43

At least it didn't hit you in the nuts.

Marvin_Kay 10

Tuesday 18 December 2012 7:45

I'd be freaked out if that happened to me

bookworm713 14

Tuesday 18 December 2012 7:55

I guess God was playing golf.

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