By acnecream - 03/05/2013 13:23 - Finland - Kinnulanlahti

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Today, I was hitting on a cute girl on the bus. It was going well, and she gave me her name to add on Facebook. Since I didn't have the app, I opened Safari on my phone. It opened to my video from Pornhub I watched yesterday and started playing, on full volume, through the entire bus. FML
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Setareh23 34

Now if she still friends you on FaceBook, you know you've got a keeper. Would've loved to see everyone's faces, hehe.

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wildperson 8

She dodged a bullet

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iammeorami 25

was it Asian stuff?

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vodkadance 8

Might be time to download the Facebook app.

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sweethang26 7

If you wanted to get the app, you would have gone to the app store, not safari...

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gc327072 30

EXIT OUTTA YOUR GODDANG TABS! Not that hard, really it isn't.

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azrael_666 1

Idiot..... Cover up your **** appropriately and that won't happen.....

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Ceejay1 13

I'm sure there is people on that bus that watches or have watched **** in there life. Maybe that girl won't accept your friend request haha .

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chrisp87 11

That's hilarious

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Soloman212 28

But... The... Puns had nothing to do with the FML, just with themselves... This is a whole new low for punnery.

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