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By acnecream - 03/05/2013 13:23 - Finland - Kinnulanlahti

Today, I was hitting on a cute girl on the bus. It was going well, and she gave me her name to add on Facebook. Since I didn't have the app, I opened Safari on my phone. It opened to my video from Pornhub I watched yesterday and started playing, on full volume, through the entire bus. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2022 14:00

Today, I was at work and was in a conversation with some colleagues. I go to check my phone and accidentally clicked on the Safari app. Safari still had PornHub pulled up. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2014 21:32 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, I was using my phone while in a crowded waiting room, and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The first words everyone heard? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML

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Busted

By Extended_desktop - 11/09/2011 17:53 - Poland

Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML

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Check your head

By Anonymous - 21/03/2020 21:00

Today, while watching a movie on my iPad, a really cute girl sat next to me. Suddenly, everyone on the bus started clapping. I started to clap very loudly as well, asking the girl why we were clapping. She gave me a strange look. I then realized the applause was coming from my headphones. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 20:21 - Canada

Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML

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Match over

By dontask - 22/12/2018 18:00

Today, I was stalking my Bumble match’s Instagram feed before I said hello. I went to tap for sound on a video of him getting his backside tattooed but accidentally double-tapped and liked the video. Sound turned on and I realized I liked a video of him farting. Couldn’t say hello after that. FML

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By Terminator101101 - 30/05/2013 23:06 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML

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By koanroak - 22/06/2015 03:08 - United States - Carrollton

Today, while taking a slow night at my waitressing job, I thought I heard the sound of crying coming from the kitchen. I rushed in, thinking something terrible had happened. Nope, the bus boy was just watching porn on his phone with no headphones. FML

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You deserved it 2 373

Surprise !

By Shrekkk - 02/07/2019 06:14

Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 20:31 - United States

Today, my girlfriend tried to cover my eyes while I was driving on the main street, all because she caught me looking at an ad featuring bikini-clad girls on the bus ahead of our car. FML

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ananas99_fml 10

Friday 3 May 2013 19:33

How did she react?? lol

Setareh23 34

Friday 3 May 2013 19:36

Now if she still friends you on FaceBook, you know you've got a keeper. Would've loved to see everyone's faces, hehe.

Comments

scr_sensei 14

Friday 3 May 2013 20:10

YDI for using Safari.

your_ma 27

Friday 3 May 2013 20:10

If you open safari on pornhub it goes to the video you were last watching but it doesn't automatically start playing. Don't ask how I know this.

123man 11

Friday 3 May 2013 22:29

Are you questioning the validity of this FML? Tsk tsk.

Rewan_fml 12

Friday 3 May 2013 20:15

ever heard of clearing your browser history?

Legendslayer222 26

Friday 3 May 2013 20:31

Wait, why do you need that on your phone? Couldn't wait until you got home?

Enslaved 36

Friday 3 May 2013 20:33

From yesterday? Hey you're lucky your phone allows you to continue watching. After an hour, mine makes me click on another one of my free 5 videos. :P

perdix 29

Friday 3 May 2013 20:36

#31, that's because you are not a Premium Member. I have a feeling that the OP is probably a Plutonium-level Elite Member, and that the "cute girl" on the bus is what the rest of us might call a "3."

Enslaved 36

Friday 3 May 2013 20:55

I don't know. I would think that his standards for "cute" would be higher than a 3. Have you seen how hot some of those girls are in ****? (Of course you have! ;) Awe. . . Somehow your uses of word "plutonium" is making me sad that Pluto is now a dwarf planet. ):

perdix 29

Friday 3 May 2013 21:25

#35, just focus on the fact that Pluto is Mickey Mouse's dog and you'll be chipper in no time. I think there's a girl at my gym who is in ****. She's got these unreal body proportions and horrid face that seems like it could be made pleasing with tons of make-up.

MrSarcasmic 10

Friday 3 May 2013 20:44

atleast it wasn't gay ****

madamspammalot 15

Friday 3 May 2013 21:12

How do you know it wasn't?

AshaaFerreira 22

Saturday 4 May 2013 4:01

He was in the bus?!

perdix 29

Friday 3 May 2013 20:48

I wish my iPhone speakers were that good! Either that or your buses in Finland are amazingly quiet!

AshaaFerreira 22

Saturday 4 May 2013 4:02

Perdix your on a roll today!:)

waltjrimmer 6

Friday 3 May 2013 20:57

I don't want **** on my phone and I STILL make sure that it's at the homepage before I leave it anywhere. I learned that when I closed the browser on my phone while it was still open to my Facebook account...