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By cls_x - 24/02/2013 07:53 - United States - Riverview

Today, I was holding the door open for a friend. She told me to wait a second because she had to finish a text. Nearly a minute passed before I asked why she wouldn't come inside to finish typing. We were at a Chinese restaurant. She thought the "No MSG" sign meant you couldn't text inside. FML
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You deserved it 4 029

Same thing different taste

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By Lauren - 19/02/2025 20:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I was in a rush to meet some friends for brunch, and I arrived first. The restaurant door was locked, so I knocked. A waiter opened the door and stared at me with confusion before saying, “This isn’t the entrance, ma’am.” It wasn’t until I walked around the corner and saw the correct door that I realized I had been standing at the employee entrance the entire time. FML
I agree, your life sucks 120
You deserved it 430

Top comments

At least she won't be rudely texting while you are dining.

oj101 33

MSG is one of several forms of glutamic acid found in foods. Because glutamic acid is pervasive in nature, being an amino acid. Seeing as the US doesn't ban/regulate them like Europe does, restaurants put up a no MSG sign. Basically, it's an additive.

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nachosbabygurl 9

your friend is stupid and you ate to for waiting I would have closed the door and said see you inaide

How is this an FML? So what if she didnt know what tht meant

Considering there are lot of shops and dining that won't serve you if you are on the mobile phone it seems to be a sensible deduction. At least you know OP your friend is not an arrogant and rude it could be worse. :)

Wow that is the dumbest thing I ever heard....at least top five....please tell me your friend is no older than 13....smh....Sry you had to stand there like a dumb dumb

Thr33to16 8

Why is this an FML? This sounds like an excuse to whine about your dumb friend.

crazytwinsmom 25

At least she was trying to be respectful, even if confused.