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By youjustsuck - 25/07/2011 18:07 - United States

Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML

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By Lilly_28 - 11/08/2009 14:01 - United States

Today, I was home alone. I didn't expect anyone to be anywhere near home, so when I got out of the shower, I walked to the living room, naked, to get the tv remote for my room. Only to find the UPS guy standing at our glass front door. I screamed... so did he. FML

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You deserved it 18 451

By Jonnygiant - 14/03/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML

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You deserved it 70 109

By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML

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You deserved it 34 567

By crazygirl10 - 28/05/2010 20:37 - United States

Today, both my parents were at work so I was home alone. My boyfriend had wanted to surprise me and take me out to lunch. He found me dancing on my kitchen table singing "Like a Virgin" at the top of my lungs. FML

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You deserved it 33 127

Oh, hi there!

By Lexxxiii - 01/12/2022 12:00

Today, I forgot the maintenance man was coming today for my sink. I was cooking and blasting ”Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?” by Rod Stewart at full volume while singing and dancing. He was laughing when I opened the door. FML

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You deserved it 278

Locked out

By ClumsyKatey - 02/07/2017 22:00

Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML

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You deserved it 1 117

Stealth mode

By Slipperywhenwet - 28/02/2009 13:08 - United States

Today, I was stepping out of the shower while home alone. I heard voices coming from the living room. I grabbed a bat to defend myself and ran into the living room. I slipped on my tile floor and smashed my TV with the bat. No one was in my house, but I'd left the radio on. FML

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You deserved it 48 170

What ARE you doing?

By mountains - 19/11/2012 00:47 - United States - Pembroke

Today, I awoke in the midst of the night to find my half-naked dad drunkenly arguing with the microwave. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 036

You deserved it 1 825

Kitchen Nightmare

By Pinsky - 30/07/2021 23:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, I walked in on my mom, my dad, Sarah, and Sarah's husband James making dinner in the kitchen. Completely naked. At 2 p.m. They weren't cooking anything to eat. FML

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You deserved it 165

By FaceTime issues - 06/04/2014 06:57 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I called my mom to ask for some help with my dishwasher. Somehow, the call got turned into a video call. I was wearing a bathrobe, and she was naked in her bathroom. Most awkward call ever. FML

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You deserved it 5 016

TheHam 2

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:36

Sounds like the begining of a pornfilm

KVKdragon 26

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:35

that's the first thing you do when you get the urge to be free of clothing: check if anyone's there. pretty obvious. even if you think no one is home, always check

Comments

ILoveTabz 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 1:12

I hope he wasn't over the age of 29

ILoveTabz 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 1:51

they lose their cool guy powers

mismonroe 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 2:05

Although I prefer my pipes clogged.

mismonroe 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 2:07

Boo, wrong comment thread.

kcums22 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 4:47

I can clog your pipes

BaconDave 12

Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:11

Then clean them out. With my... PIPE CLEANER!

bms1996 12

Tuesday 26 July 2011 1:13

why would you want to walk around your house naked?

kaylynheartsyou 10

Tuesday 26 July 2011 1:14

Sooo your mom left a teen girl alone at her house with another guy? (Suggesting that a teen would do this and that she didn't know the guy) O_o

broomhildo 19

Tuesday 26 July 2011 2:10

Because being home alone while a repair man does is job is such a crime if you're a minor?

TahoeFMler 22

Tuesday 26 July 2011 11:28

Most companies would NEVER allow an employee into a customers home with a minor. Too many lawsuit possibilities. I think many places don't service homes unless someone (an adult) is there either.

OhWowLovely 4

Tuesday 26 July 2011 1:15

Nothing feels better than prancing around absolutely starkers!

randomlettrrs 8

Tuesday 26 July 2011 5:21

57 imagine doing those naked

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 26 July 2011 1:19

or long penile ice tea

gigi03 5

Tuesday 26 July 2011 1:21

It would if been a really good day for me at work if I were to see that :)

Shadowph33r 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 1:22

pics or it didn't happen

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 26 July 2011 1:25

Why??

chick011 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 1:27

should have just told him that you were a nudist.

LemonSquish 4

Tuesday 26 July 2011 1:28

Today, I went to go repair a dishwasher, as is my job. When I started getting to work, some naked teenage chick came dancing down the hall to really loud music. I don't think she saw me until we made eye contact. FML