By Madster15 - 15/09/2013 06:05 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was home alone and heard the kitchen tap turn on. Shocked, I turned it off. It continuously kept turning itself on so I set my video phone on it to find out the cause. My cat has learnt to turn it on. I later found said cat teaching another. I have three cats. All my taps are like this. FML
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Madster15 14

OP here, I actually found it rather cute more than annoying, when I'm out though the cats will be too. vasoline and Vicks on the tap? no thanks, that would make ME avoid the taps too. changing the faucets all over my house could be more expensive than anything. the cat puns....please don't. number 23 should also be shunned, cat hater. lastly, I should point out I have three cats because one was stray, if I give him to a shelter she will be killed because she is rather unfriendly at times.

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SylivionSypher 6

The perfect plan by the cats. Raising the water bill...perfect crime.

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Madster15 14

that'd be much more pleasant, depending on your cat's taste in music

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deathrowdiesel 2

U should invest in new faucets and have the way they turn on be as different as possible

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Madster15 14

ill trade you cats, your cat is perfect

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Madster15 14

it originally did, if it had been late at night, I would have left the taps running...

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Muttley9 13

You need to get one of those cat water bowls that has a motor to circulate the water; that may solve your problem. Cats seem to like fresh running water. We had an adopted cat from a feral mother that would knock you down to get at running water for the first year of his life. Being from a wild mother, I surmised they were hard wired to get fresh water when they could find it.

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Sandwriter_69 7

Chill. They're just messing with your head, eventually weakening your spirit, so they can easily kill you when you're vulnerable.

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buckdharma 37

Their dream is to open a bar and call it Feral's.

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