By NotAmericanIdol - 23/04/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, I was home by myself. I was singing "If I Had A Million Dollars" really loudly since I figured no one could hear me. As I'm really into the song, my neighbor shouts, "If I had a million dollars, I'd give it to you to stop singing" and slams his balcony door shut. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 559
You deserved it 29 231

Same thing different taste

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If you had a million dollars, you could get singing lessons.

friedkabob1225 0

dont take it personally, anyone who would give a million dollars for a person to stop singing must be a retard anyway

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benjis54 0

Haha i was singing that song really loud in my house just the other day actually.

I'd go stomp-out his garden, then drop a fat deuce in their mailbox.

Props for BNL. I sing that song terribly when I'm alone in my car.

Lol sry but that was hilarious to read.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD thats so funny. mean but HILARIOUS to bystanders

Jakester 0

those damn neighbors haha 95 I was thinking the same thing except on the neighbors front lawn. That was funny, but at the same time thats hella messed up

look on the bright side! if you had a million dollars, you would be rich. If your neighbour had a million dollars, you would still be rich!

secretsxsecrets 0
aerials_fml 0

I don't know why people are saying that the OP deserved it. I mean, obviously, the OP didn't think anyone could hear and so wasn't trying to do it on purpose. The neighbor was just rude. I have to admit that it was pretty funny though. haha.