Miscellaneous: Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying...

By idiot - 28/07/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying how thankful I was that she was trusting me and not checking up on me. That night I threw a party at the house. My mom showed up to check on me because my text was "suspicious". FML

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By musicislife1337 - 08/01/2012 07:24 - Canada

Today, I received numerous text messages from my parents asking where I was and how worried they are. I was in my room, they didn't even notice me walk in. FML

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By Not turnt - 27/07/2015 19:12 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, I realized the only reason my mom trusts me to stay home alone for long periods of time is because I don't have enough friends to throw a party. FML

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By mass message - 16/10/2011 00:47 - Canada

Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML

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By maf811 - 07/11/2011 12:13 - United States

Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML

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By banana12321 - 02/04/2015 04:40 - United States - Fresno

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

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By brizzle - 05/04/2009 20:15 - United States

Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML

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By dxl - 18/02/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, I told my parents how grateful I am for having them in my life and that not many kids are as lucky as me. My mom texted me after I went out 10 minutes later: "Are you OK? You seemed depressed earlier." FML

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By mommydearest - 04/09/2011 16:08 - Denmark

Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML

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Leave me alone!

By Can I have some sleep? - 14/11/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I texted my mom and had to explain to her that calling me repeatedly at 2 a.m. because you're bored and want to talk is not really a good idea. Seriously, nothing happened, she just wanted to chat because she had nothing else to do. Her response to my message? She started calling me again. FML

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By Werner - 02/03/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in 3 days. FML

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Sun_Kissed18 25

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:02

Wow your fault

ily_hun996 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:12

You never, EVER say, "Thank you for not checking in on me."

Comments

lobby0ne 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 7:05

whops dumbass

dance_girl08 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 7:31

that was dumb why would you text her something like that? Plus house parties usually don't go as planned something ends up broken or the parents come home early! vote: http://www.fanta.com/browse/contestant?id=046f74a53802b483735c610694d37e527ff201549e2a6253ebe28ea17ae3c504

spillproof 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 8:16

your username says it all

_Noon_ 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 8:57

Very true.

WaydeUltima 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 9:24

That's what you get for being utterly stupid.

ash_flash11 1

Wednesday 29 July 2009 9:35

Reminds me of what happened to me yesterday. I was somewhere I wasn't supposed to be, and I told my mom I was at a certain store. She actually went to that store to check.

staystrongholdon 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 9:39

By sending that text you're practially telling her you're going to be doing something that she wouldn't approve of. Therefore practically inviting her to join the party, good job Dumbass .

tabasco70 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 10:50

dumb people like you shouldnt be throwing parties. if youre gonna lie or trick someone be good at it.

liveBabylon 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 12:08

I once sent a text to my mom like that. I really was just chillin with some friends not doing anything she didn't approve of she texted me back "your welcome honey" Have a good night :) I culd have been doing what ever aha Btw you are an idiot