By horniness - 10/10/2009 16:30 - Hong Kong

Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML
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horniness 4

first of all i lost 20000 us dollars in the market (convert it u idiot), which means i lost a lot of month's earnings. plus, getting stuck in traffic with the engine on wastes a lot of gas. my car is gas consuming piece of shit, like worse than a lot of other cars with lower gas consumptions. gas at least every week and a half, so fml. for me, 100 bucks a lot of shit. with my resume, i can get a job anytime/

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horniness 4

... what a loser to waste time on a loser like me.

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Good luck explaining the reason you got fired and still getting the job. "I stole, hire me?" Learn how to use the "reply" button. Your comments are everywhere, it's pandemonium. And really, your comments are pathetic. You're just saying the same things over and over again, it's getting boring. Stop calling people names, because the only idiot here is you.

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horniness 4

witchcraft, go to town and and see the doctor. got a job already, not a lot better than the other, but steadier salary. and no....??? i dont say the same things over.... what a retarded ego.if u didn't have such a queer name, i wouldn't have anything to call u, smart aleck.

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Erm... Wait, what? XD That's all you have? That I should go to the doctor (not sure how that insult even applies here) and have a "queer" name (odd coming from someone named "horniness")? Oh, oh, I forgot the "retarded ego", as if that made any sense in the first place. But I'm curious, what does my calling you out for repeating yourself have anything to do with having a... erm... "retarded ego"? XD Oh, my, horniness, keep commenting. You're making me laugh. I can't recall the last time I saw anyone act as stupid as you're being. Bahaha

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RubixMonkey 0

oh yes cause Horniness is such an amazing name. It actually isn't in the dictionary because even the FML spell checker wanted to fix it. Witchcraft was good, even my name, which is odd, is accepted. So even the core of FML says you are not correct and not even an entity. Or else you would be in the dictionary, besides the link to asshole you already have. Horniness gets: thorniness, corniness, phoniness, hoariness.

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Thanks, I do like RubixMonkey too. It's original.

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Thanks, LaceyPatrickson ^^ It was definitely amusing reading his braindead comments, and even more so tearing them apart. :]

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RubixMonkey 0

LOL, LaceyPatrickson! Yes, a meeting of the greatest FML minds...of well the last hour. More minds will come, more minds will meet. But this will remain an epic testimony to the idiocy of the Op

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Witchcraft_fml 4

I agree completely, LaceyPatrickson. This douche needs help. He has nothing to base his "arguments" and "insults" on, and he's in the wrong. But he refuses to accept it. :/ You're right, it's tiring, but at the same time, hilarious. XD

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RubixMonkey 0

THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING JACKOFF? Obviously you are SITTING THERE WHEN YOU ARE EMPLOYED IN SUCH A BIG BAD COMPANY BLOWING YOUR LOAD IN PEOPLES AWE-OPEN MOUTHS. Retarded ego. Everything you say bounces off me and sticks to you, neener neener neener! Sorry, want to take this to the playground, three o'clock, I'll even drop some money so you'll get there on time.

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Couldn't have said it better, Lacey. You hit it spot-on. He seems to be gone for now, but I'm sure he'll come back here tomorrow and attack you too, Lacey. Prepare yourself. XD

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horniness 4

well now some1's so dried up of comebacks they have to start a topic with my genitals.... u rlly need to get laid, u ugly bitch. i haven't talked to anyone like this in 5 yrs. if u dont go away, i cant do nothing about it. dats what bitches do, stick around and piss ppl off. btw, u REALLY do look like britney spears.

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RubixMonkey 0

Says the leech with the bad spelling. While I think its quaint that the things that annoy you about me are the things you yourself started by referring to my "penis." Which is detachable and vibrates, and gives me more pleasure than you ever could. So while it seems a mute point, the more I comment the stupider you sound and that just makes me laugh. So in the pissing contest of life you might write your name bigger but you still pee crooked.

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Nah, don't really need to get laid. Oh, I'M so dried up of comebacks? Nah, you make them too easy. Hmm, seems to me that you're the one mentioning my picture, and calling people hermaphrodites and such. But MY comments are lame. Riiiiiight. Oh boo hoo, people are ganging up on you because you're a stupid mindless prick, and you're upset. Get over it. You suck. I notice you fail to have the balls to put a picture of your horrific face up, so until you do, leave anyone's physical appearances out of it.

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horniness 4

get a life. just because you need plastic surgery more than others. ah, ah, dont make excuses for your stupidity and idiocy. look at you. pathetic. menial. making fun of dicks? **** off. and u said, "nah, don't really need to get laid." HAHAHA LOLOLOL LMAO ROFL the point made is that, you can never get laid. now, lets end this conversation peacefully, unless u just want to make fun of yourself all over again.

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Erm... I said I don't NEED to get laid, not that I can't get laid, dumbfuck. It's funny, you make fun of me, yet you're the thirty-year-old dumbass who steals, got fired, and uses grade-school insults. My god, grow up or go die. You contribute nothing to society, you repeat yourself continuously, and you're stupid as hell. Your comments phase no one. I hope you're purposely being a brainless twat, because if not, than I pity you. Well, more than I already do. I also believe that you called me a "loser" for expressing laughter a while back, you ******* hypocrite.

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ManUpFucker 0

Wow dude, I have never laughed so hard in my life. You are from Hong Kong, please stop admitting that, I have family who will be very offended from over there. Also you just got your ass handed to you by not one but three females. All of them hot. Its like you were made to piss off females. I hope this new job, minus the stealing one, brings in enough money for some hot Hong Kong strippers cause I don't think when they say baby talk they mean actually having the intelligence of one. -Ryoga

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RubixMonkey 0

Wow ManUpFucker you sure know how to woo a lady, smarts, flattery, and the ability to detect a ******** a mile away. Would you marry me? Please. We can breed our kids to be ninja and kick the ass of Horny ***** like Op--Overly Pathetic.

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mushrooms_fml 0

Horniness, GET A LIFE. Your comments hold no logic, and they're ******* stupid. You continue to call people the STUPIDEST insults I've ever heard in my life. You must be so ******* UGLY, so SHORT, and have such a SMALL DICK to be such an irrational RETARD. Seriously, I hope you get killed. People like you do not deserve to breathe the same air as normal people. YOU ARE AN IDIOT. You're just saying the same things over and over again. **** off.

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horniness 4

u claim i have bad insults. look at yours. and wow, i must have pissed you off quite a bit eh? success!!! btw never speak to me again, u are a low life.

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ManUpFucker 0

DUDE you stole money from your own boss, the hand that feeds you. How is this guy a lowlife? God you need to marry the mom who used her own son's information to get out of paying her credit cards for three years. You are like soul mates, 'cept you have to have a soul, so like sleaze mates

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mushrooms_fml 0

Try and stop me from speaking to you. Oh, now I'm the lowlife, even though you steal and call people fuckheaded names? ****, you're such an idiot. Really, considering going out to die, moron.

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ManUpFucker 0

Considering Britney "Hottie" Spears dated Justin Timberlake and has like three kids she must have something about her worth *******. You see her in the school girl outfit and what about the time with the snakes. I jacked off to that. Dude, you seriously just dissed my name--horniness. Its like an advert for Viagra. AND.. loneliness grow the **** up. I'm 18, why does my opinion matter to big shot asshole? Because I'm hotter than you will ever be and the girls who dissed you would most likely do me before you. Not saying I am trying to get with FML people, but look at me, I'm ******* cute.

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mushrooms_fml 0

Yep, she's pretty. She wouldn't look twice at you though, horniness. Neither would I, and neither would any girl with a brain. You're completely stupid and you hide behind your internet anonymity. You make fun of people's pictures yet you don't put one up yourself. You are ******* stupid. Not only that, but how does "manupfucker" = a ****** up man? Get a brain. Quality essays, by the way? ****, you're dumb.

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horniness 4

mushrooms, u just wrote another essay. i fail to understand how u continue to be so retarded in your posts. ur insults are not insulting. get a brain? well, u need to get laid. everyone on this site has internet anonymity, so i am not hiding, dumbshit. u dumbfuck. damn, u are flooding my e-mail with all that shit. rlly, u are the stupid one, wasting your time on a person u think is "dumb". ironic.

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mushrooms_fml 0

I'm flooding your email? How can that be, when I haven't messaged you at all? Of course you're confused, you're a complete idiot. I wouldn't expect you to understand anything anyone is saying. You don't get basic human communication. Don't be upset that us girls won't look twice at you. If you don't like it, get plastic surgery and some acne cream for your nauseating face.

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ManUpFucker 0

Hell no, you didn't! Mmmhmmm you mama didn't slap you enough boy! 1) You must not be cute if you think all hot people are ugly, or maybe you are so ******* hot that you date perfect women and so the rest fall to the side. Which I doubt. Also you are so easily perturbed. You spell shit wrong. Britney Spears is "disgust" really she is now the word not the description. Anyways, yeah you can keep spouting all this shit, but post a picture of yourself and we shall be the judge of your hotness dude. 2) Mushroom has every right to flood your e-mail until you are smart enough not to put your FML account to "e-mail when comment is submitted." So it really is your own fault. 3) since when does any blond off the street look like Britney Spears. I think she is hot. Also before you go off on it, so is Lacey and so is Rubix, though I think Lacey has kids. SO someone wanted to **** her. Stop making it so damn easy to make fun of you. Spell check.

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horniness 4

u wanna see my pic? fine u high school hot shot. and please, enough with the essays. be a teacher's pet at ur ******* skool, will yu?

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ManUpFucker 0

Skool... you weren't smart enough too get into a school spelled properly. And also, I am a high school hot shot, cause I'm not a prick. This is really just because I have insomnia and you amuse me in the most pathetic way. Stop insulting the girls and stop insulting mushroom, he is making valid, logical, well thought out points, unlike you who obviously take what you wrote, put it into a translator written by retards and then post it on here. Who taught you to write your retarded cocaine monkey? Just cause you learned English off AIM by middle schoolers does not means you are epic.

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horniness 4

omg u are a dumb one. obviously u are stupid. fuckstick. the bullcrap u post gets notified on my e-mail. mushrooms.... retard. oh, confusion? dat was a response to ur jumbled post. keep that shit up your ass, first of all it has no effect and ur actually making fun of yourself. nauseating face? now now, don't get you jumbled up with me, bitch...

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mushrooms_fml 0

You dumb ****, if you don't want to get notifications about it, CHANGE YOUR SETTINGS, dipshit. Of course, this is assuming your tiny brain can figure out how. Oh, now you're calling me ugly? Stop, you're making me laugh. I agree with ManUpFucker, post a picture of yourself and we'll see how disgusting you really are. Don't call me ugly until you curse FML with your own photo, ugly.

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horniness 4

so calling u ugly makes u laugh? **** u are the most moronic shit i've seen. change my settings? go **** yourself. ur so retarded ur mom must have suicide because of u. u need to get laid, my friend. mushrooms. nice reputation.

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mushrooms_fml 0

Yep, it makes me laugh because I know I'm not ugly. Whereas you must be nauseating to be such a dumbfuck. And I need to get laid? Is that your only insult? It seems anyone who replies to your idiotic posts needs to get laid. Take your own advice, if you can possibly find someone blind, deaf, dumb, and drugged enough to have sex with you. "ur so retarded ur mom must have suicide because of u" My mom had suicide because of me? What kind of suicide did she have, exactly?

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horniness 4

already multiple times, i have conceded myself to be unrightful of this incident. and yet you continue to use offensive language when i have told you to keep distance. if you are not a low life, or a bitch, or a ****** UP PIECE OF SHIT, then what the **** are you? going out to die? ...confusion??/

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ManUpFucker 0

WHAT THE HELL did you just say boy! As grandpa used to say, did you mama not slap you enough boy, you need to speak right, none of this slang nonsense. You need to learn to mind your mama's lessons. What about Jesus boy!? What would ya mama say? That is pretty much the lecture I got for my hair dye and dirty mouth but I think it works in this situation as well.

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