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yo manupfucker, ur name fits u, u are ****** up one. and look at that, i've got quite a lot of quality essays here. but hey, continue this parody, its ******* hilarious. u are totally funny, manupfucker. and wait a sec, u mean the girl who look like britney spears is hot? LOL u need to get laid. quick.
i dont like britney spears and she's disgust. and pls i don't want to hear about your fantasy with fatass. ur cute? what an ego... ur 18 and still a sissy
i can't believe it. two retards and i get over 200 comments. keep it up. and btw, i did go to stanford...
to be specific, the phd. the least u cud do, get into a community college and fail to touch the asso. degree. and shouldn't u be studyin instead of shaming yourself here ?
3 retards! comment/bullshit number 215. this is even better then family guy.
It's like he just wants someone to come on and say, wow man they are so wrong, let's pat you on the back from being a thieving prick with issues. Does he sit there waiting, like a retarded version of Jaws, popping up when you least expect it. We shall rename him premature comment man. For all the ways he strokes his own ego like an incompetent ten year old waiting for his vocabulary balls to drop. I am sorry Op, this must be like a baby trying to get into the big table conversation. You suck. There, that is so much better. I hope you understand how much of an asshole you look like justifying not being an asshole with being an asshole. -Ryoga the Hot Shot High Schooler with Spelling Skillz!
Hey, where is that picture you promised. You did say "wanna see it," sounds like with everything you do you just can't follow through and pull out before a conclusion is reached (maybe in the bed as well?) Must suck that everyone knows this. You must feel shame for losing your job in such a competitive society. You must have panicked when you told mommy and daddy that you failed. You then came on here, anger and resentment festering to see if you could get some pity. Your lack of English skills were soon discovered when people realized how many hours you took to make your entry look like you actually could speak/write English. Then when people who called you on your bullshit appeared you took your incompetence out on us. This led us to realize what your boss, your family, and the world must realize, you are a lonely, insignificant man fearful of turning thirty without making any progress. You just want to make everyone else look stupid so you insult people half your age but twice your intelligence in hope we might drop the ball and you can pick it up like the dog you are and carry it, loyally, to your parents feet, slobber and everything. You sir are pathetic. I am a teen, I am considered immature a lot, but this just shows I was right. You are a prick. Telling people to have empathy when you have none of your own. Telling people they are morons, telling them to stop doing what you have been doing. You cannot fight the truth. You could sign off and turn the story into something else, make you seem like the victim, but we will always be here telling you the truth, we will haunt you until you grow up or die. We will always be in your head telling you that you made your hole and you have to lie in it. How does that sound baby?
I agree. Ryoga is kick ass. I think I am in love. **** Me Lover! Finally two boys to rock the boat.
I feel so bad for you. Here let me help you. I am in college mind you. And I did not get by on daddy's paycheck. And if you want to know something, I think you are afraid of us. Afraid of what we mean, that people who don't know you can see how stupid you are. Oh and half the words you used aren't even real words.
I did not understand half of that. Speak english if you want to insult someone, sweetie, mkay? So from what I DID gather, apparently everyone looks like Britney Spears to this moron, and I have no gender. I assume that means that I'm supposed to be a tranny, or something? And apparently I fantasize about myself because I said that I don't think I'm ugly. It's funny to see you desperately clutch at insults. You have nothing. Give up, dumbass. Also, RubixMonkey, your comment (#220) also wins.
Its because you have transcended the mere word woman and are a true Angel. What's with him not liking blonds.
Damn you told them, I thought it was going to be like, you know, between you and me and her and her and her. I don't think I have the stamina to invite Op over to skull **** the stupid out of him. Op: Also, ecstatically retarded-- does that mean I jump a lot or have pompoms? I am not sure how one is ecstatic about being like you.
Uh sorry, I thought Horniness should have something to think about, you know hot people having sex. Its like ****, which is the closest he ever gets to touching a real woman. Unless he inflates her, but even then I think condoms have more standards than Op. But yeah, you were right, we should have kept it between us.
WHAT DID I MISS? *reads* Oh my. XD
You call everyone stupid, and yet you can't type properly. It looks like a twelve year old typed it...
to mushrooms: u replied to almost everyone of my posts in the last hour. u need to get laid. but u can't. u want to get married, but no one wants a half retarded and half britney spear piece of sickshit. and for manupfucker, it seems even community college will be leaving u alone in this harsh world. u see, a proud and arrogant, not to mention estaticly retarded and over confident messed up boy like u, is going nowhere. in the real world, you have to fight. and you? fantasizing about yourself, when u are just as ugly as woody allen. and i see the name calling. pretty mature, eh? and trust me, u have all spent the last hour trying to defy me as a person. u failed, because your are all denials of the society, especially mushrooms, who is genderless. but excuse me, retards, i acutally have gotten a job, and is no longer down here in the pyramid of idiocy, unemployment, ugly virgins and nonetheless menial pests. i am new to this site. do retards and bitches tend to break out on this site? i've seen three retards, one who thinks britney spears is ******* hot, another who is ******* retarded and thinks i am dumb, and consistently paradoxes himself/herself. the last one is a bitch who is equally impotent and imputent, and needs to get in the real world. try to keep the bullshit up to minimal level, ok? **** YEA, leaving the three grown retarded freaks alone with their own epical journey of vularity
ok just shut up already. you already proved how stupid you are. and you keep repeating yourself. so just do us all a favor and shut up
About that Epic journey of Vulgarity you spelled it wrong but its okay, Mushrooms, ManUpFucker, Witchcraft and Lacey are at my place, we are ******* on the keyboard and writing in between orgasms. Really you were right, we don't **** enough. So thank you for that. IF you could spell this is how it would look. Though you pretty much just spit out what is implied about you and put it into a reply to us. To mushrooms: you replied to almost every one of my posts in the last hour. You need to get laid. But you can't. You want to get married, but no one wants a half retarded and half Britney spear piece of sick shit. AS for manupfucker, it seems even community college will be leaving you alone in this harsh world. You see, a proud and arrogant, not to mention ecstatically retarded and over confident messed up boy like you, is going nowhere. In the real world, you have to fight. And you? fantasizing about yourself, when you are just as ugly as Woody Allen. In addition, I see the name-calling. Pretty mature, eh? And trust me, you have all spent the last hour trying to defy me as a person. You failed, because you are the rejects of society, especially mushrooms, who is genderless. However, excuse me, retards, I actually have gotten a job, and is no longer down here in the pyramid of idiocy, unemployment, ugly virgins and nonetheless menial pests. I am new to this site. Do retards and bitches tend to break out on this site? I’ve seen three retards, one who thinks Britney spears is ******* hot, another who is ******* retarded and thinks I am dumb, and consistently paradoxes himself/herself. The last one is a bitch who is equally impotent and impudent, and needs to get in the real world. Try to keep the bullshit up to minimal level, ok? **** YEA, leaving the three grown retarded freaks alone with their own epic journey of vulgarity.
So I am happy to say Rubix Monkey, Mushroom and I are epic. So epic we have made it onto Op's profile. Here is what he wrote, has not been altered. Even though he might try to after this is posted. He writes. Today, three retards have affected my life, though minimally, but still deeply. It was like watching parody, Rubixmonkey (saw her photo and reminded me of ugly betty- actual character) manupfucker and mushrooms. Insults like "you have no brain", or even flail and blunt attempts to joke about my genitals. Though it showed me how FML harboured these mental refugees, it also showed me great fun and great comedy. I laughed until tears came streaming. I couldn't stop ever since. Hope to these the three retards someday again. Personally, i am a stanford uni graduate with a phd and masters, and is a half physicist and accountant. Now i am full time physicist. I am 24, just.
Oh...dear lord... I especially loved these little gems: -"Insults like "you have no brain", or even flail and blunt attempts to joke about my genitals." -"Personally, i am a stanford uni graduate with a phd and masters, and is a half physicist and accountant. Now i am full time physicist. I am 24, just." XD XD XD Hey, horniness, you forgot about my ugly Britney Spears-looking ass and LaceyPatrickson. XD
Yay, another intelligent person to combat this moron. :D If horniness comes back, prepare yourself for the "u r a dumb stupid retarded ego ************ and u need to get laid and go to town and see a doctor" insults. I'm sorry I couldn't give a better impersonation of him, but I'm not good at ******* up the build of a sentence and omitting words and all that. I suggest having a cup of water by your side, so that you don't get a sore throat from laughing so hard.
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that's stealing. ydi for sure
wow, you asshole.