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By the girl next door - 07/05/2013 05:10 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, I was in a bathroom stall and I accidentally dropped my new tampon on the ground. Just as I was about to reach for it, I heard a voice on the other side of the stall say, "Oh great, I needed that" and then a hand reached under my stall and grabbed it. It was my last one. FML

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By Sarah_Mow - 28/10/2016 02:31

Today, I was changing my tampon in a public bathroom. As I was about to put the tampon into the sanitary bin, I dropped it and it rolled under the stall next to mine. It was occupied. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2010 02:21 - Australia

Today, I was in a public restroom when someone took the toilet next to mine. Moments later, a used tampon rolls into my cubicle followed by an "Oops!" A creeping hand then promptly reached under to retrieve it. Both her hand and the tampon touched my bare toes. FML

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By reesemaster - 23/11/2010 00:18 - United States

Today, I went to use the public restroom. As I saw the toilet paper was out, I could see there was some hanging down from the other stall. As I went to grab it, I felt a hand grab mine and a voice ask seductively, "What were you reaching for?" FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2021 05:01 - Norway

Today, I accidentally dropped a whole roll of toilet paper into the toilet. It was my last roll. FML

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By ewww - 30/07/2011 14:07 - United States

Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML

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By Ms Yeins - 26/04/2019 14:00 - Belgium - Mechelen

Today, I was changing my tampon in a public toilet. When I threw away the used one and opened a new one, it turned out that it had no thread on it! I took another one out. Again, defective! It was the last one I had with me, and it was the second day of my period. FML

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By bleu_noir - 14/02/2011 21:34 - United States

Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML

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By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2009 22:02 - United States

Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML

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By whiskey'swino - 09/06/2019 14:19

Today, while working in a dark nightclub, I dropped a red charger. Retracing my steps, I found it, or so I thought until I picked up a used tampon. FML

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ozpunker 20

Tuesday 7 May 2013 11:55

What a weirdo. Who does that?

holagranola 15

Tuesday 7 May 2013 11:59

Please tell me the tampon was still in the wrapper

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ulquiorra102 10

Tuesday 7 May 2013 22:46

Brb, dying

whisperedlunacy 1

Wednesday 8 May 2013 1:08

You should have kicked open her stall door and taken back what was yours! ...Err, maybe not...

gardenwhipped3 14

Wednesday 8 May 2013 2:00

Time to go GTP - Grand theft tampon.

Faith13 16

Wednesday 8 May 2013 3:50

I really hope that tampon was still in the wrapper. And that girl that took your tampon needs to be punched in the ovaries.

septembers_over_fml 3

Wednesday 8 May 2013 3:57

She probably just heard a noise, looked over, and saw it lying there...and didnt realize it was yours. I hope thats what happened.

yzzami 17

Wednesday 8 May 2013 6:22

Smear your menstral blood on her face

IcemistDragon 20

Wednesday 8 May 2013 9:06

You should have spoken up..=/...sure there was some shock factor but still...

deadhead419 15

Wednesday 8 May 2013 9:45

Ydi for not being assertive. Or should I say insertive...spongebob reference, tampon joke

girlbye23 15

Wednesday 8 May 2013 22:40

I would have stomped on her hand and taken it back

msDiamonds 6

Friday 10 May 2013 0:50

This just made my day!!!! Op I hope u had a good laugh because this is hilarious!

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