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My uncle broke a bone when a car ran drove over his foot several years ago. I hope you at least went to the hospital to make sure how much damage has actually happened.
My friends mom got her foot run over by a car too once. She was pretty sore for awhile and had to stay off it for a few days. Hope nothing's broken and that it heals quickly!
Were you in an accident or did a car run over your foot? Not to say getting your foot run over isn't a big deal, but I don't think that's the same as being in an accident.
You think he had the car run over his foot on purpose?
#23, probably not, but people usually tend to think of accidents as a car crash, rather than simply someone running over your foot.
I wanted to say something but I didn't want to seem like a bitch. I think of two cars crashing into each other when I hear "car accident." I don't think running over a foot is the same either,
Maybe you should show them your hospital records?
OP, you really should go to the doctor and get some X-rays on your foot, if you have not already done so. Forget about your family, if they actually think you're joking about this, screw them. The thing I would be concerned with is is anything is broken. I think I remember learning in grade school that there are like 200 hundred bones in each of your feet and hands.(?) Just in case, if any of them are broken, you want to make sure that they heal properly. Sorry OP. :(
256 or so bones in a human adult total, so i think that number is a bit high, but there are alot xD
Just a tad high lol
"200 hundred"?!? Now that would be a lot.
Glædelig Jul :(
I've had 2 cars drive over my for before... it really doesn't hurt that bad
Depends how and where they roll over you. If it's over a big joint it'll definitely **** it up and hurt a lot.
Post a picture of your foot on Facebook. Then, if they accuse you of joking, they'll seem like the assholes when everyone realizes the truth.
Get crutches
Ouch. Don't let your family get to you and try to enjoy your holidays!
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why would anyone joke about getting in a car accident?
Something something candy cane joke.