By Anonymous - 19/12/2010 09:17 - New Zealand

Today, I fell over on the bus. X-Rays revealed not only that I have been growing extra bones in my foot, but that when I fell, I crushed all of them. Doctors don't know how to fix bones that aren't supposed to be there, so they're just going to cut them out. Two days before Christmas. FML
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Trace01m 11

Ask if you can keep the freak bones! You can make a necklace as a gift!

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ballinpro23 3

Hey guys, I don't know how to ask this tactfully, so I'm just gonna ask it straight up: is it at all normal or healthy to have a small gopher-like growth coming out of one's butt?

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Mumbellosity711 0

well...fyl...Bigfoot

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sugarr0babby0 0

Ow. /: Good luck OP, and as for you #1, are you kidding me?

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XxDevilxXGt 26

Not until the mod godess gets to you!! OP... you must explore to see if you have any super powers!! D:<

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Degrassi_Girl97 0

is that even possible?

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zp5 4

ballinpro23's comment isn't modded yet? Sirin must not be here...

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wwerulez14 6

Sirin, you are awesome. :)

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KingDingALing 9

I'm pretty sure that #1 is talking about a penis instead of a "gopher-like growth".

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DocBastard 38

What the hell are you people smoking? Sirin has nothing to do with this thread. Ballinpro is asking a perfectly reasonable question and no one is being helpful! Ballinpro, the growth is probably your Ron Jeremy Commemorative butt-plug that you accidentally left in after your drunken escapade last night with the circus side-show freaks. A little Vaseline and gentle pressure and it'll come right out. Best of luck.

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theian01 3

Doc, I was there. it's not commemorative, it's a knock off. Somebody's too cheap to get the REAL one.

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thejacl 0

60 is right, if you look at the package it says Jon Reremy and manufactured by Mubber Raid

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ballinpro23 3

that's funny that some little bitch hacked my profile you dumb ass ******* retards

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ryanst 7

Hahaha you didn't get hacked, your comment was moderated because one of the moderators thought it was stupid and/or unnecessary.

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Nuketown 0

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you

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Y_U_19029 0

Merry Christmas! And A Happy New Year! (:

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rhyspiecesno8 18

It says two days before Xmas but it says it was publish December 19th

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Trace01m 11

Ask if you can keep the freak bones! You can make a necklace as a gift!

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Taq_fml 0

"Merry Christmas, Sweety" "Oohh! A necklace!" "Yup! It's made from the freak bones that were in my foot!!"

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MizzErikaHart 8

I imagine u to have ugly feet op

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megajako 0

Oooh WTF wow that sucks how does that even happen?!?

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Bobissmall 13

Mutation, birth defects, dodgy genes. Ect ect

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smiles4life 1

it's not that uncommon. I have a cousin who had an abnormal bone growing in her foot as well. she only had one though, so maybe that's what makes the difference

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TomasT 0

Why is this a FML? You're a mutant! Rejoice!

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idkmyusername 0

yeah #16, but OP isn't an X-Men kind of mutant, so it's not as awesome.

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wwerulez14 6

Unless her soon-to-be boneless foot causes her to somehow develop the power to shoot lasers out of her eyes or control the weather, it doesn't really pay-off to be a "mutant" in this case. *sigh* If only that kind of stuff were possible... The world would be just a little more awesome. :)

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LilaBear 1

erm, the doctors aren't pulling out all the OP's foot bones. Just the extra ones. She's not gonna have a bone-less foot.

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pandamuffins 0

What if OP grew out an extra foot? O_O

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princessmelissa 3

haha that made me laugh. I imagined a floppy boneless foot lol

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dredkin 5

FYL but nice war hammer pic. Playing a slayer ATM

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dashizam 10

They're stunting evolution! How do we evolve if we just cut it out?!?!

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