Miscellaneous: Today, I was in a grocery store with my great-grandmother. It...

By Anonymous - 17/02/2012 08:01 - United States

Today, I was in a grocery store with my great-grandmother. It would've been nice to know she hadn't taken her medication before she started beating the cashier with her umbrella. FML

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By Michelle - 01/09/2010 08:27 - Netherlands

Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML

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By crawforda350 - 12/09/2017 16:00

Today, while stocking up in preparation for Hurricane Irma, an old lady hit me over the head with her walker. She wanted the loaf of bread I'd grabbed. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2012 17:26 - Netherlands - Utrecht

Today, at a supermarket entrance, a seemingly drunk old lady said, "Sir?" as I passed by. I just ignored her and walked in. When I walked out with my groceries fifteen minutes later, several people were standing around her, calling for an ambulance. She'd passed out on the ground. FML

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By lady_jeni - 09/07/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

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By Brooklyn - 05/11/2012 22:11 - United States - Newport

Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML

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Pranks for all ages

By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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Carry her home

By Anonymous - 16/05/2014 19:02 - Canada - Gander

Today, I helped an elderly woman push her grocery cart around the store, and look for her vehicle after she'd paid. After we spent ages wandering around trying to find her car, she remembered that she'd taken the bus today. FML

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By anonymous22kittylicklick - 20/08/2011 04:44 - United States

Today, I was at Target deciding what chap-stick to get when an old lady violently hit me with her umbrella and kept yelling at me saying, "You are too young for this! Think twice!" FML

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By tried to help - 07/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was going into a store and saw a woman roughly handling a screaming toddler. I kept walking, until I heard the kid scream, "Help! You’re not my mommy!” I called 911 and stood behind the car to keep her from taking off. The cops arrived to see me fending off blows from a very pissed off grandma. FML

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Why so serious?

By DwarfFrog - 18/06/2012 11:38 - United States

Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML

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marti1497 10

Friday 17 February 2012 12:02

go grandma. (;

ThomasAZ 3

Friday 17 February 2012 12:02

Look at the bright side... The other people probably had a lot of fun.

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R3kli3 10

Friday 17 February 2012 12:18

Did the cashier fought back?

bitchslapped22 14

Friday 17 February 2012 12:36

I think the word your looking for is 'fight'

mega00ant 0

Friday 17 February 2012 13:53

Me think cake gooder.

KaelaKhaotic 5

Friday 17 February 2012 12:23

I would have loved to see this.

biggestfan23 11

Friday 17 February 2012 14:23

You look like the rapper Kreyshawn

bitchslapped22 14

Friday 17 February 2012 14:43

Who the hell is Kreyshawn?

biggestfan23 11

Friday 17 February 2012 15:13

A white rapper. You never heard that song Gucci Gucci ?

anelelabel 6

Friday 17 February 2012 12:25

Literally badass grandma.

liahbby 7

Friday 17 February 2012 12:29

don't you mean store?

MissRoxiie 12

Friday 17 February 2012 12:39

She didn't get the right change :3

iloveweed69 7

Friday 17 February 2012 12:42

I wish that was my grandma ~

Jannettecooks 1

Friday 17 February 2012 12:43

The cashier is probably going to sue your grandmother. If I was a minimum wage cashier, I sure would.

wittygirl 8

Friday 17 February 2012 22:40

Because people are poor and don't want to stress about there their next meal is coming from.

Jannettecooks 1

Thursday 23 February 2012 20:06

I said if I was a minimum wage cashier I'd sue her. They can barely pay their bills, usually have no education an a house full of kids. Now live that life an have some crazy woman beat you up? Yes... Sue!!!

rubberduckie94 13

Friday 17 February 2012 13:16

At least it gave you a good story.

choshaki 8

Friday 17 February 2012 13:22

Your grandma sounds like a fun person to be around. I would've just laughed, I don't think it's a big deal OP

crazyluvbug 8

Friday 17 February 2012 13:51

Wtf you don't think it's a big deal? Would you laugh if some old bitch starting hitting you with an umbrella?!? I think this FML is ****** up. I feel like I'm the only one that feels bad for the cashier.

eviannastorm 4

Friday 17 February 2012 16:45

I work as a cashier... I feel horrible for the cashier mentioned because odds are they couldn't say anything back to the grandmother or do anything to her either and not get fired, ya know like hit her back or go off on her.....