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By .. - 13/09/2011 14:48 - United States

Today, I was in a hurry to get something out of the oven, so I quickly grabbed my roommate's only oven mitt and grabbed the pan in the oven. It didn't take long to figure out there was a hole in it when my thumb hit the hot pan. FML

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By Jlipka - 22/05/2010 02:33 - United States

Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML

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By Owie - 09/11/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that my oven mitt has a hole. Time to get a new one, whenever my finger stops burning. FML

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By Clumsy idiot - 27/10/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, I got way too used to using two oven mitts at once to take food out of the oven since I'm so clumsy. So, when I tried to take food out of the oven with the only one oven mitt I could find… Well, take a wild guess what happened. Go on, just try and guess it. FML

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By cookiemonster - 13/08/2013 16:10 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, after placing it on top of the stove, my hot tray of freshly-baked cookies slipped. I caught it, though. With my bare hand. FML

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By numbtongue - 13/03/2015 04:19 - New Zealand - Dunedin

Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML

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By HarvestMoon_gal - 24/07/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML

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By princess - 08/09/2018 13:00

Today, I accidentally touched a hot pan and, like any normal person would, jerked my hand back. My mom saw, yelled at me for being a "prissy princess" and then proceeded to stick her whole hand on the hot pan for a full 5 seconds. FML

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Slippery when wet

By anonymous - 03/01/2017 01:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML

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By burnt - 13/08/2012 04:43 - Australia - Middle Swan

Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML

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By Monty - 01/03/2009 08:45 - United States

Today, I was baking cookies. When I took the tray out of the oven I closed the door, but it bounced back open and hit me in the back of the knees. That caused me to sit down on the hot oven door. I was just wearing my short bathrobe and no underwear. I really burned my ass and um...stuff. FML

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ironik970 13

Tuesday 13 September 2011 18:54

Don't ask what the hole was for...

YaboyVinnie 21

Tuesday 13 September 2011 18:53

Thumbs up for this one.

Comments

Hannah_grace1414 12

Tuesday 13 September 2011 19:06

Yeah, you probably don't wanna know why he has a whole in it:P

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 13 September 2011 19:36

A whole what?

flockz 19

Tuesday 13 September 2011 19:45

whole milk? please enlighten us!!

tmmundy 17

Tuesday 13 September 2011 20:21

maybe she should learn the difference between "whole" and "hole" first. just maybe.

Hannah_grace1414 12

Wednesday 14 September 2011 3:31

gosh dang..how the heck could I make that mistake?! goshhhh .

IS3HUNDO 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 19:06

That's burnt . Haha

KK3137 31

Tuesday 13 September 2011 19:07

oh, BURN!

mejiiaa 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 19:12

Lawlz

dogpup4 23

Tuesday 13 September 2011 19:48

Haha whenever I bake something I always burn my finger.

swinglifeaway123 8

Tuesday 13 September 2011 20:25

Roommate prolly did it on purpose.

mistersheezy 7

Tuesday 13 September 2011 20:44

Ouch!!!

laideehawk 6

Tuesday 13 September 2011 20:48

New pain! That one is gonna linger!

Ironripster 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 20:49

u should just cut off the burnt finger and stick it in ice

ssoccerchick97 16

Tuesday 13 September 2011 21:58

And that is going to help.... how?

Nosrebor 8

Tuesday 13 September 2011 23:10

31 ought to be a pretty interesting survivalist....

CryMoreFMLs 14

Wednesday 14 September 2011 6:23

I wonder what he'd do for shrinkage in the arctic...

leadman1989 15

Tuesday 13 September 2011 20:54

What were you trying I get out of the oven? Cookies? I bet it was cookies! ^-^

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