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By piliseep - 03/10/2017 04:30

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Today, I had to sit outside with nothing but a large bottle of wine to keep me company and no way to block out the sounds of my cousins loudly having sex with my two roommates upstairs. FML
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mt21mt 15

Relax, it will probably only last five minutes at the most.

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Tripartita 44

If only wine bottles came with something that could be used to block tubes like those formed by ear canals… oh well.

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Chazzster 28

Well maybe you could have had first go at the cousins?

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Chazzster 28

It was meant as humor - Having first go at his own cousins....

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CAT47LOVE 19

I would have left and took a walk...not just listen to it...or put some music on lol

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mt21mt 15

Relax, it will probably only last five minutes at the most.

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Tripartita 44

If only wine bottles came with something that could be used to block tubes like those formed by ear canals… oh well.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Why would this be a problem? You got a crush on your roommates?

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raven_of_azarath 34

Do you enjoy sitting around and listening to others have sex with you in the same apartment/house?

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BurnyThroaty 5

at least there was wine

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kevingirl 6

I'm pretty sure you could have found someplace to move to so you couldn't hear.

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BadKitty13 28

So you could have left and came back when they were done.

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davecross 11

Why didn't you just join them. This way at least you have some fun also

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chubbear 14

Yeah because that that's not disgusting :/

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