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By smoker - 26/01/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work, and in my car I had two drinks settled down in my cup holder. One was my coffee, and the other was an unfinished cup of coffee where I ash and toss my cigarettes. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I was running late for work so I grabbed my coffee to go. I was rushing down the stairs when I stumbled a bit and spilled the entire cup of coffee all over myself. I had to go back up, change clothes, and was still late. The kicker? It was decaf. FML

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Confuddled

By Spiller - 17/11/2009 15:32 - United States

Today, I took the bus to work. I was exhausted and had a big mug of coffee. Half asleep and thinking I was in my car, I reached forward to put it in the "cup holder" during the ride. When I let go, I poured hot coffee not only all over myself, but also on the large, angry-looking man next to me. FML

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Rushed

By K.Trinity - 15/06/2024 20:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was in a rush to get to work and decided to multitask by making my coffee while brushing my teeth. Halfway through, I absentmindedly poured mouthwash into my coffee mug and took a big gulp. I spent the rest of the morning trying to get the taste of minty coffee out of my mouth. FML

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Great start

By Anonymous - 27/03/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I was rushing to get to work on time and grabbed what I thought was my coffee mug. It wasn't until I was in the car that I realized I had grabbed my husband's urinalysis cup. Not quite the morning boost I was expecting. FML

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Anger management

By Manuel Gearbox - 12/07/2021 18:01 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I drove a different work vehicle, one with the cupholder right behind the gear lever. After multiple accidental attempts at changing gears with my Coke bottle, I threw it out the window in a temper. I then got busted for littering. FML

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Slow down

By Anonymous - 17/07/2024 09:00 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I woke up late for work. In my rush to make a quick cup of coffee, I forgot to put a mug under the machine. I came back a few minutes later to a kitchen counter flooded with coffee and had to clean it up, making me even later. To top it off, I was out of coffee. FML

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Morning boost

By Anonymous - 06/08/2024 14:00 - Canada - Ottawa–Gatineau

Today, I was running late for work and grabbed what I thought was my Stanley mug of coffee. Halfway to work, I took a big swig only to realize I had grabbed my son’s thermos of chicken noodle soup, which I then spat out. My car now smells like a deli, and I'm still uncaffeinated. FML

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Smoking is bad

By ID10t - 10/11/2009 05:24 - United States

Today, I was on my back porch having a cigarette. Not being all that awake yet, I threw the butt, still smoldering, on the ground. Did I remember that there was an ashtray right next to me? No. I did what I would do at work; I stamped it out. Barefoot. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2017 18:00

Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML

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Haste

By JulieFromMars - 15/08/2024 09:00 - Ireland - Galway

Today, I was running late for work and I was carrying my stuff to my car, handbag over my shoulder, laptop in one hand, and my coffee in the other. As I tried to unlock my car, I spilt the coffee all over myself, the car, and my laptop. Now, I’m sticky, wet, and my laptop won't turn on. FML

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Jacquie_lynn 0

Monday 22 June 2009 20:32

I feel there's almost a part missing in the fml, what you have you're only setting it up, you should've had at the end "Guess which one I drank from"

xSwag5 0

Monday 15 August 2011 8:41

I hate people who can't punctuate. I hate people who don't know the difference between there, they're, and their. That being said, smoke a few packs a day, no one will miss you.

Comments

lallic 0

Friday 5 February 2010 6:12

#28, if this person has a ashy cup from cigs then they obviously have it in their lungs as well. duh.

iluffmcrandbvb 1

Wednesday 21 November 2012 22:12

28 meant the ashes from the coffee cup. Duh.

login6437 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 8:34

YDI for smoking

stewpididiot 11

Thursday 25 February 2010 17:51

so, number 14. by telling 7 and 11 not to tell someone what to do, didn't you just tell someone what to do?? OP totally deserves it for smoking!!!

ReyEr9412 0

Friday 12 March 2010 23:24

Even if he did it's not an FML it's a YDI. And it was retartedly written.

kg7882 0

Monday 29 March 2010 18:45

seriously, all you assholes saying that the OP deserves it for smoking, are total ******* idiots. stop preaching about ******* smoking people can do whatever they want.

hjbeachbum 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 1:37

calm yourself.

JAB2014 1

Wednesday 11 April 2012 7:36

Life would be easier for them if they quit though. Coming from an entire family who smokes but me. I was sick with bronchitis all the time because of it, and then I would give it to my family, and because they smoke, they would get it twice as bad.

Jbiebs82 0

Monday 19 April 2010 22:21

Hey you forgot to finish it with: "Guess which one I drank?!"

Fentown_fml 4

Friday 23 April 2010 2:38

YDI for smoking

trumpetGIRL12345 0

Friday 30 April 2010 4:07

they didn't finish the FML

kyleinsane 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 5:40

dumb **** OP learn how to finish a fuckong paragraph. go back to second grade billy madison

vickieyeah 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 14:05

actually he/she does not need to finish it! its pretty obvious what happened,... and obviously so thought the manager of this site since all FMLs are edited by him 1st!