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By clubber - 04/11/2008 04:16 - Switzerland

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2013 23:03 - Belgium - Schepdaal

Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML

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Tori Amos?

By wedeserveeachother - 24/01/2022 11:01 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 21:28 - United States

Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML

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By lonelyboy101 - 27/08/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, so I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML

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By dlova - 27/01/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

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By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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Keep walking

By Anonymous - 08/04/2013 22:06 - United Kingdom - Kingston

Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 02:02 - United Kingdom

Today, at a nightclub, a cute girl started hitting on me. I got into it and we danced. Just as she started getting frisky with me, a guy shoved me off, smacked me to the floor with a right-hook, and shouted, "That's what you get for touching my woman." FML

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By Owned - 29/01/2009 00:32 - Taiwan

Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML

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Don't even try

By divingconfidence - 22/12/2012 11:21 - United States - Maple Grove

Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML

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pibb420 0

Monday 23 March 2009 19:31

if hes back on the computer at eleven to write a fml i doubt he had a great night..

CodeMonkey123 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 7:35

To you morons cheating isn't oke with either sex!!! Idiots!

Comments

salsachic34 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 18:23

Dude, are you a guy or a chic? If you are a chic, and your at a gay bar, then you should've seen this coming. **** YOU DUMB ASS

salsachic34 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 18:26

3 some? really? How can you do that with three chics? And why do you think this is a guy? It could be a chic and they wouldn't be able to have a 3 some! And stop wasting your time on the computer! I'm gonna go do something else. Like hanging out with friends! What any normal person would do.

staymintyfresh 13

Saturday 11 June 2011 4:26

you can have a threesome with all girls. right?

ravenousrhino 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 5:46

Triangle. think about it.

salsachic34 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 5:44

dude ppl keep talking about how HE should be grateful so they could have a 3some. Its a chic ok? Not possible.

akiluv 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 1:38

that's hot

lizziebean 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 0:08

pretty sure 3 girls can have a 3some. Your an idiot if you think its not possible.

sertralinaa 2

Saturday 1 May 2010 4:27

Hotttt.

twilightluver347 7

Monday 21 June 2010 4:00

if they're a lesbo thsb there wont be a threesome! it obly works if theyre bi

ravenxcorvinus 9

Wednesday 1 September 2010 16:00

now c if u wlda left ur ego 2 ur own u clda jokingly said 2 ur gf "i think she's checking u out.. u def wldna havta leave 4 da bar :)

beaverbuck7 2

Tuesday 14 December 2010 5:51

threeessoooome

alicef_1234 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 7:45

Pahahha i agree with #18 "That's Hot :D " . Im sorry , but i just dont see how thats an FML buddy . Thats like the best night of youur life :p . Dude , im not even seriously ?? Im a fukken little girl && youur old enough to get n to a club , but youu are stupiid . Sorry babe ; but even i think that amazing . && btw maybe she isnt lesbo . Dont be such an idijit && say the proper word - bi - jackasses . . . . Lol :} .