By jackpot - 09/05/2011 01:53 - Venezuela

Today, I was in a parking lot looking for a spot, and after driving around for a long while I finally found one. A homeless man was taking a shit on it. FML
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soiheardyoufaile 4

Ah that's just him claiming the spot, better luck next time!

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hockeyrocks39 0

Did you wait? Maybe he picks up after himself. He might have had some hobo shit bags, kind of like the dog baggies and cleaned it right up for your pretty little car.

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hook_em 0

he needs a secluded bush

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forthepainx3 0

you have a car, and he's taking a shit. just accelerate and act like nothing ever happened.

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Blueglasscup 18

I guess that's what you call a shi- okay nevermind.

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atomicbaboon 0

thank you. I appreciate you taking everyone's feelings into consideration.

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m0tl3ycru3 0

gotta watch those walmart parking lots

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mrahhhhh 21

Wow. What an asshole hobo. Just because you're homeless doesn't mean you get to throw all your manners and dignity away.

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teresa96706 29

so true! I was homeless once, but I still tried my best to be as clean as can be. just because you're homeless, it dosnt mean you have to throw away your dignity, and sanity.

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mellyYaYo 0

listen, maybe he's homeless for a reason. like some mental thing, it does happen. let him poop!!!!!! it's not you so don't be so offended, worry about where you poop ok scooter.

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Tylerdre 6

so you get offended by a homeless man ******** in a car park but your not offended by dog ******** any where they want :P

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muchagente 5

don't disturb. that's rude. and remember the spot, for when you're homeless yourself.

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HeavyMetalViking 0

Look on the bright side. At least he wasn't constipated and looking like he had seizures.

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hockey5kid 0

hahahaah it's funny cuz that was an fml!

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kingatowning 2

he's just marking his territory. even though he doesn't have a car so maybe he's being a dick

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epicaussie 6

I guess that's one way to reserve a parking spot lol

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nucky_fml 5

he was reserving it for his homeless friend to park his shopping cart there later

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epicaussie 6

Haha and if they park close enough the bums should be able to fit atleast 4 or 5 carts, let's just hope the trolleyboy doesn't come around lol

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