Love, Animals and Dogs: Man's best friend

Man's best friend

By just being honest - 19/05/2023 21:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend is refusing to do anything around the house for me, including cooking, cleaning, laundry, or having sex. When I saw her cooking, I asked if any was for me. She instead replied, “Have the dog do it for you.” All this after I told her honestly that yes, my dog does mean more to me than she does. FML

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Never enough

By Anonymous - 20/09/2022 00:01

Today, I spent all day doing chores around the house, including mowing and raking the lawn, paying bills, going to the store, meal prepping, and cleaning the fridge. When I sat down to enjoy some well-earned games, my girlfriend sighed and asked if I ever planned to contribute anything to our relationship. FML

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Get your act together

By Z…… - 14/11/2012 00:43 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend snapped at me for being lazy and incompetent, and declared that if I was going to behave like a child, she would be treating me like one. This includes safety-proofing the house, talking to me like a 3-year-old and slapping me with a wooden spoon when I do something wrong. FML

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Never enough

By Anonymous - 13/08/2022 06:00

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend complaining that I don't help with the chores, I secretly took a day off work to deal with some that were piling up. When she got home, all she could do was complain about how I hadn't done more. FML

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Short nap

By Anonymous - 10/09/2024 06:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, my girlfriend told me I could sleep in. Twenty minutes later, she was banging on the door, yelling, "Get up, fat lazy fuck! It's seven o'clock, we have chores! You expect me to do everything for your worthless ass!" FML

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Affection breakdown

By Anonymous - 19/12/2020 13:02 - United Kingdom - Boston

Today, my wife can't be bothered to do anything that isn't work, talk about her work, and sit on the sofa. Then she complains that I don't show any affection, when she can be bothered to even talk to me. FML

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Alexa, play "Meat Is Murder" by The Smiths

By meat is meat - 07/10/2019 02:07

Today, my girlfriend went on yet another long-winded rant about how dogs are family and should be treated as such, whilst stuffing her face with ribs. I asked her what the difference was between a dog and the pile of pig parts on her plate. Her only response was to call me a monster and dump me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 15:32 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML

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Sensitive

By itsevenworse - 07/08/2021 00:01 - France

Today, my wife is giving me the silent treatment and has locked herself in the bedroom, all because I politely asked her to put the dishcloth away when she was done with it. FML

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Drill sergeant

By Anonymous - 10/07/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my wife said I shouldn't wash or iron the clothes, or do the dusting and vacuuming, because, I "don't do it correctly." Also my wife: "You don't do anything to help around here." FML

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Helpless

By Anonymous - 19/02/2021 21:30

Today, I have to cook for her if I don’t want her to live on sweets, remind her to actually eat her food before it goes bad, then clean and put away her dishes. When I ask her to help, she complains that she "can never do it right anyway." My teenage daughter? No, my mom, age 62. FML

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AstroTurf Matador_602345635 10

Saturday 20 May 2023 10:31

You know, I was with you until that last line. YDI, for sure.

whatshername?! 39

Saturday 20 May 2023 9:50

The question is, what do you do for her? Maybe she's just fed up with all the chores and noone to help. Maybe she is crazy. Too little information about this to judge.

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whatshername?! 39

Saturday 20 May 2023 9:50

The question is, what do you do for her? Maybe she's just fed up with all the chores and noone to help. Maybe she is crazy. Too little information about this to judge.

AstroTurf Matador_602345635 10

Saturday 20 May 2023 10:31

You know, I was with you until that last line. YDI, for sure.

D J's MOM 17

Saturday 20 May 2023 13:18

YDI of course your dog means more, but you don't tell HER that! hahahahah

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 20 May 2023 14:28

Honesty is so overrated. Dogs are the best! You just don't say that out loud to the humans around you. "Telling people what they want to hear" is the best policy. This cliché was in need of a reboot.

Justkidding100 41

Saturday 20 May 2023 19:34

tbh it depends on the dog and the gf. If you've had the dog for 20 years and the girl for 1 even though it probably hurts she's being ridiculous. although this does sound like a case where lying helps everyone...

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 21 May 2023 5:23

Yeah... you more than deserve it. And do you pull your weight around the house? It sounds like you expect/rely on her to do everything. Cooking, cleaning, laundry... what do YOU do? Are you the one making the money? Or do you both work? Regardless, that was a very mean thing to say. Dogs are important, yes, but sheesh, how did you expect her to react with a confession like that?

Rake 16

Sunday 21 May 2023 14:26

Amazing that she is still there, I know I wouldn't have been, She is the one who should post the FML

BurnInDemonFire 34

Sunday 21 May 2023 16:07

Don't **** the dog just because your girlfriend is tired of your misogyny. It's illegal. Also, how much of that shit do you do for her? I'm guessing none, since the dog matters more.