By fartmaster - 22/04/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide stopped, turned off the lights, and told us to be quiet so we could feel absolute silence. I farted. FML
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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

I would be one of the people struggling not to laugh. That was perfectly timed.

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Dhamy 0

Lmao! Hopefully they didn't know it was you?

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DankJemo 0

That is pretty funny hahaha, no one will know it is you unless you tell them... Since it was pitch black, it was really the best time to do it.

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tehhotness 0

#43, not sure, but if you dont understand why I'm going to guess you were one of those brain damaged morons who wrote "zomg first!!!!!" in your comment and thats why it got moderated

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dragonmystik3030 0

way cool. im glad im not the only one that does that :) mind you i try to do it :) not a fml cos a cave is pitch black no one would realy have known it was you:) butif they did i hope you took cred for it. unless the said fart was running down your leg :P

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Sessee 4

I laughed hysterically all the way through the comments down to the box.

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Blanadestroyer 0

Average person breaths approximately 1/3 of a gallon of other people's farts a day. You actually helped them with their daily dose. Well done!

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picabo889 11

holy cow i did not need to read that!!! hilarious fml though!!

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qkzp 0

HAHAHAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS!!

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tyler907 10

don't be a pussy #4. this is hilarious

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