Miscellaneous: Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide...

By fartmaster - 22/04/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide stopped, turned off the lights, and told us to be quiet so we could feel absolute silence. I farted. FML

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fhqwhgads94 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:02

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:16

I would be one of the people struggling not to laugh. That was perfectly timed.

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mattmag 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 19:59

at least nobody can see who it was.

Kickinchicken213 3

Thursday 23 April 2009 21:23

great timing.

kyhole 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 21:25

lmfao that would make my day. FML my ass

purplestuff_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 22:45

HAHAHA. I laughed so much at this! :D

theoffkid 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 23:15

At least the lights were off!

pearls 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 23:44

that's funny, just imagining people trying to zone into absolute silence and then hearing a fart. hahaha I'd laugh.

aFMLaddict 0

Friday 24 April 2009 0:59

HAHAHAHAAHAAHAH, THAT'S F*CKING GENIUS!!! aaand that's no fml at all, I would have LMAO if I was one of the group at that moment :D

peanutbutterswir 0

Friday 24 April 2009 1:01

HAHAHA I would have farted on purpose :P

gnar_fml 0

Friday 24 April 2009 1:23

thats hilarious. did you do it on purpose?

lilkk18 0

Friday 24 April 2009 1:31

SOO FUNNY XD made my day.

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