By scaredypants123 - 07/03/2014 15:41 - United States

Today, I was in bed staring at two red lights coming from my DVD player. They reminded me of the terminator movies, and I had to unplug it. I'm 23 years old and scared of The Terminator. FML
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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM, and I'd just finished watching a scary movie, so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep, when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
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nick347b 6

Don't worry, OP. We're all still kids at heart.

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AH1Zviper 15

I guess your manhood was... terminated.

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kaytasha 18

You are not the only one, i probably will do the same if i were in your shoes.

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SasquatchDeluxe 10

Get a piece of black electrical tape and cover over the red lights. Problem solved.

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DatWeirdoDoe 9

Its ok OP. im scared of my younger sisters dolls all because of chucky

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DatWeirdoDoe 9

Its ok OP. im still scared of creepy dolls because of chucky

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Mauskau 35

I once had a battery charger that had green lights that looked like eyes. For some reason I thought it was an evil rat. :s

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Blink_me26 21

If it makes you feel any better I'm 22 and scared of most scary movies.

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WeskersSexslave 15

I thought you were going to say something thay made sense xD

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