By scaredypants123 - 07/03/2014 15:41 - United States

Today, I was in bed staring at two red lights coming from my DVD player. They reminded me of the terminator movies, and I had to unplug it. I'm 23 years old and scared of The Terminator. FML
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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM and I'd just finished watching a scary movie so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
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nick347b 6

Don't worry, OP. We're all still kids at heart.

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AH1Zviper 15

I guess your manhood was... terminated.

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NikkaRoze 6

You should feel better that the date passed in the movie that he went forward 2 so there is really no danger of a robot apocalypse and Skynet was never invented. YDI because we all know why...

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ohgodbutwhy 6

I'm 18, almost 19, and I'm scared of the dark soooo.. I feel you.

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Andicc 19

I'm 28 and still scared of the dark sometimes, irrational fears don't always fade with age..it's part of human nature..

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Murilirum 23

I'm 20 years old and I still had to hold back tears in Toy Story 3, we all have vulnerabilities, laugh it off and keep it as a personal joke from now on!

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Wiz_Of_Oz 17

That movie was really designed to be most impactful with young adults though. Certainly worked on me :')

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worldclassrager 39

Try tape next time I did that with a speaker light that was too bright...

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False_Stupidity 41

Those DVD players are evil! They are in with the cats and their plans to take over the world. Who decided to put RED lights on those things anyhow? What was wrong with a nice yellow or blue?

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blackonblight 32

Red interferes least with our sleep cycles. Blue and green lights screw up your brains sense of time. (Makes it think it's day)

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tranced_ 45

well thanks for pointing that out now I have the same red lights on my television..

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buckdharma 37

What if its eyes come back on without being plugged in?

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