By scaredypants123 - 07/03/2014 15:41 - United States

Today, I was in bed staring at two red lights coming from my DVD player. They reminded me of the terminator movies, and I had to unplug it. I'm 23 years old and scared of The Terminator. FML
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By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM, and I'd just finished watching a scary movie, so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep, when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
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nick347b 6

Don't worry, OP. We're all still kids at heart.

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AH1Zviper 15

I guess your manhood was... terminated.

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mackdeezy 22

Unless your name is John Connor and your mother's name is Sarah, you're fine. You probably told them lights "hasta la vista baby"

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FrankHotpants 31

I actually know a girl named Sarah Connor, needless to say the "I'm a friend of Sarah Connor" line in my best Arnold voice never got old.

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Warden1986 16

If you're name is John Carter then, you should be scared..

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AngelSpit 18

Afraid of what? Having your body replicated on Mars becoming superhuman then unifying the races deterring civil war while netting yourself a princess/priestess (with a rather nice rack to boot) to marry, yes be very very afraid.

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Pleonasm 35

Sorry, but I have to say: What a shitty movie. At least it provided some comic relief though.

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dfair1987 16

I'm down with being transported to Mars and having the events of John carters life happen to me

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Michael903 18

Every once in awhile , while I am swimming, I will open my eyes under water and expect to see Jaws! We all have our little fears...

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amphetamin3 17

This is what my nightmares are made of. Could you imagine seeing something totally terrifying while you're swimming? I'd panic...and probably drown. Lol. :(

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BoltTheSuperdog 22

But what if it comes to life while it's unplugged? Just kidding, we've all been there to some extent, OP; you're not alone!

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darkfireflame 15

That's a legitimate fear. What if you're the great great grandfather of John Connor?

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kinky44 28

Please, you cant stop the Terminator that easily. You should have shot the DVD player multiple times, got in a car chase with it, and then crushed it.

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WizzleMan17 11

Next time think of them as Rudolph's nose. And be excited to wake up and have presents in the morning. Just a kid at heart

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Sassie8810 9

Since when does Rudolph have two noses?

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brandoneyez1 25

Your DVD player is possessed too? I thought mine was the only one.

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bertyogurt 7

Wasn't The Terminator the hero of the series the last two movies? John taught him to be compassionate in the second movie.

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NikkaRoze 6

He doesn't know what he is scared of just that he is terrified of red dots, I should let him borrow my cat, she would chase her around.

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AngelSpit 18

That particular unit yes but he wasn't the only Terminator remember the liquid mercury one and the chick from the third movie or even another Schwarzenegger model that isn't full of mercy compassion butterflies and rainbows.....

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AngelSpit 18

In fact if I remember correctly in the third one it was Connor's wife who had to send the Terminator back to make sure they made it to the bunker because Skynet managed to kill John using the Swarzenegger model because of his sentimentality for it

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bertyogurt 7

Ah. It's been ages since I've watched the third one, so I wasn't exactly sure. I just remember a scene where he saved them at a cemetery or something like that.

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