By girlymae - 27/02/2013 07:59 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I was in bed when I rolled over and saw a hand right beside my head. I freaked out and nearly peed myself, just to realize that it was the huggable heart pillow my boyfriend had given to me on Valentine's Day. FML
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DocBastard 38

Anyone here not woken up with a strange hand over their face, only to discover it's your own limp, insensate, asleep hand? Hey, it can't just be me! Can it?

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whY402Jay 12

At least you didn't actually wet your bed.

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ComoEsJuan 24

Sounds like of a case of a cute memory loss..

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Ultimate_No 7

What's cute about memory loss?

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andyyroxx 20

On a similar creepy note, I woke up on the morning of my birthday with a horse mask lying beside my bed - a ******* horse mask on the floor, staring absently back at me. Will post a photo of it soon. Love this thing. But it was incredibly scary. What better way to prank someone than the instant they open their eyes?

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Enslaved 36

Hand beside your head freaked you out? What has your boyfriend done to you in the past? :O

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charvisioku 22

I can understand how that'd freak you out, especially if you were half asleep. xD I've been scared shitless by my stuffed toys before now, woke up with one of them maniacally gazing into my face with a big psychotic smile once. It can be pretty terrifying.

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picante72 24

Considering it probably only had four fingers like most stuffed animals and cartoon characters, it would be a creepy encounter.

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