Animals: Today, I was in class and noticed that it smelled strongly of...

By snickerdoodles - 10/02/2010 21:19 - United States

Today, I was in class and noticed that it smelled strongly of cat urine. I smelled my shoulder and realized that my cat had peed on my sweater. I had six hours of classes left, and the smell had permeated my shirt. FML

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By cdubb27 - 11/10/2010 06:00 - United States

Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML

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Tidy your room

By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 20:03

Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML

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By anonymous - 21/10/2013 06:53 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML

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By katams - 26/02/2012 12:28 - United States

Today, I was going for a walk and I kept smelling pee wherever I went. After about an hour, I finally figured out that the smell was me. My dog had peed on my sweatshirt. FML

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By peteswentzbass - 26/01/2013 17:18 - Netherlands - Nuenen

Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML

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Hard to beat

By onlyslightly - 30/11/2012 08:33 - United States

Today, my cat peed on my bra. I didn't realize this until after I arrived at work for my 12-hour shift. Now I'm trying to wash my bra out in the sink and stuff paper towels down it to soak up the moisture. Only 10 more hours to go, and the smell of cat pee is still lingering. FML

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You deserved it 4 845

Training day

By smalls727 - 22/11/2016 17:46

Today, I was at orientation for my new job. There were only 6 other people in the training. Throughout the whole entire training, I kept smelling cat piss and moved further away from the other person, only to later get in my car and realize my cat had peed in my purse. FML

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Smells like victory

By Tcake - 19/05/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I was drying off with a towel after coming in from outside. I noticed that the bathroom smelled like cat pee, so I sniffed all around to find out where my cat peed. Turns out, he peed on the towel that I was drying myself off with. FML

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You deserved it 7 858

By Mel - 11/09/2018 14:30

Today, I woke up to find out my cat pissed in my laundry from last night. This includes underwear, so I had to go commando. I grabbed an old T-shirt and pants at the bottom of a drawer and left for school. Turns out the pants had a hole in the crotch and my period was due. FML

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You deserved it 686

By Anonymous - 22/12/2015 09:26 - United States - Natick

Today, I was in class and I smelled what I thought was month-old trash coming from a student in front of me. I politely ignored the smell, only to realize a few hours later that the persistent smell wasn't coming from every student in my university, but was from my shoes. FML

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Person1233 12

Thursday 11 February 2010 3:21

I was going to make a stripping comment, then I saw it was by snickerdoodles. I vomitted in my mouth briefly. FML.

JoshTheMaggot 8

Thursday 11 February 2010 4:00

yeah Sirin is obviously takin a jab at snickerdoodles who is definitely a grammar Nazi. ahaha as for the op YDI for being snickerdoodles

Comments

cajekraze 7

Thursday 11 February 2010 4:59

I'm tired of this story. it's like fml madlibs. All that changes is the specifics. it's like "Today, I was in ____. I noticed a foul odor, only to find it was ____. Turns out ...". It's tired, you're retards, and we don't care. How could you not notice earlier?

japs96 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 5:00

wow that's pretty sad that u didn't notice it...

ScaryyMary 14

Thursday 11 February 2010 5:08

What's really sad is I voted "your life sucks" because my cat's used to pee on my backpack and I wouldn't notice until I left the house... then I noticed the username and was like "Shit! YDI!"

XDNurse 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 13:47

yes Mary **** Your life... I'd be quite upset

ScaryyMary 14

Thursday 11 February 2010 22:53

Ew, meant to say "cats" not "cat's" :P how did I make such a stupid mistake?

DeadHorseman 11

Thursday 11 February 2010 5:08

Looks like your cat is tired of your stupid ass grammar bitching too, YDIx10 infinite power

AngryNinja 1

Thursday 11 February 2010 5:30

power beyond, too!

julieee015 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 5:11

this guy in my class smelt like BO in front of me. it was hella gross hahah

akwizzle123 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 5:12

I hate when people smell lol

AngryNinja 1

Thursday 11 February 2010 5:27

this has been explained above. read the other comments. ;)

MadeOfAwesome 1

Thursday 11 February 2010 5:30

it seems like the classroom is the "it". I'm not sure what a urine stinking classroom has to do with her sweater, though...

boatkicker 4

Thursday 11 February 2010 5:54

FYL, snick. Had that happen before..... a few times actually, but I usually noticed it before I left the house. ADVICE FOR ALL: If your cat has kittens, bring the litter box a few feet from where they are, because they don't like to leave the kittens to go all the way to the litter box, for the first week or so. They usually just go to the closest box-like object to pee, which for me was my open drawer.