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By snickerdoodles - 10/02/2010 21:19 - United States

Today, I was in class and noticed that it smelled strongly of cat urine. I smelled my shoulder and realized that my cat had peed on my sweater. I had six hours of classes left, and the smell had permeated my shirt. FML
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Person1233 12

I was going to make a stripping comment, then I saw it was by snickerdoodles. I vomitted in my mouth briefly. FML.

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JoshTheMaggot 8

yeah Sirin is obviously takin a jab at snickerdoodles who is definitely a grammar Nazi. ahaha as for the op YDI for being snickerdoodles

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DarDarAttack 0

Tell everyone you're wearing the new hottest, trendiest, perfume in...Afghanistan, i don't know. Then get your cat to pee on some rags, and squeeze them out into bottles. Sell a few. You'll make millions(:

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perdix 29

Some wise person recently said, "And check your shirt before you leave next time." Change "shirt" to "sweater" and that advice would still be good. Who was that wise person? snickerdoodles. Now, what is the OP's name? WHAT!?!?!?! HOW CAN THAT BE?

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Ajjas013 6

The apocalypse is nearing...

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BigLostBear 0

This was karma for being a soleless grammer Nazi, the end of her constant slaughter of bad grammer is coming to an end.

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

#60 You mean snickerdoodles is missing the bottom of her shoe? :O

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BigLostBear 0

I can't even answer your question because I'm lost in your eyes, is that photoshoped or are they really that blue?

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perdix 29

Ouch, a grammar Nazi busted by the grammar SS!

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

#66 That's my secret ;) Maybe, maybe not.

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BigLostBear 0

#70 I need to know, this is a matter of life and death.

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

#72 If I tell you, I'll have to kill you o_o

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BigLostBear 0

well then i will start making funeral reservations.

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

*gets gun ready* You fool! *whispers something unintelligible and shoots* Mwahahaha

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

*gets gun ready* You fool! *whispers something unintelligible and shoots* Mwahahaha

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BigLostBear 0

lol, i think i love you O_O

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Ajjas013 6

Wow Tara I never even noticed how blue they are :) It's so pretty! :D (No creepy intended lol)

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XDNurse 0

*goes and buys Tara colored contacts* ooo I used ur name without permission... I hope u don't think I'm rude ;( pretty eyes tho.

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AngryNinja 1

Mermaid is being stalked. you guys are creeps. :P

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Ajjas013 6

Nah I'm sure she doesn't mind. I love giving compliments anyway-- *Gets pelted by candy*

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

@XDNurse You can use my name. Anyone can. It's OK, and thanks :) @AngryNinja Hide me D: @Ajjas .....*pelts*

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Ajjas013 6

STOP PELTING ME. *Rages* RAAAAAHH HULK SMASH!!!! *Smashes paper balls into own head*

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AngryNinja 1

ajjas. fail. hulk can't stalk. he too big. mermaid. hide under this rock in this closet in japan. they'll never find you. ^.^

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

@Ajjas *Splashes you with water* Yeah..... *Hits own head* @AngryNinja OK :D

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Ajjas013 6

@Ninja: You fail >:D maybe Tara is clueless! *Flings spinache at Ninja* @Tara: Thank you :) *Plays wack-a-mole with Tara's head* *Attempts to play cards with empty pillowcase*

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

@Ajjas WTF? o_o

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Ajjas013 6

@Ajjas013: You ******* dumbass! You ruined it with another girl. Way to go you retarded shit. *Stares in disappointment* @Ajjas013: No way dude, I totally scored this time. *Sorts out gummy bears*

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AngryNinja 1

ajjas.. you fail. you've been pwned by tara and i. admit defeat and we might let you live. >:}

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AngryNinja 1

oh shit. he's talking to himself again. someone call the in-home-nurse-for-psychopaths. this could get.. weird.

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Ajjas013 6

*Stares at computer for a few seconds* *Bangs desk and throws stuffed animals at the wall *Continues good guy/bad guy monologue with remaining gummy bear* *Draws face on egg, and attempts to play cards despite recent failure*

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AngryNinja 1

*blinks* and uh.. tell the nurse to bring a tranquelizer.. that is all.

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Ajjas013 6

I just noticed snickerdoodles posted this FML. I can't wait till mine gets posted and everyone says nice things about me :)

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AngryNinja 1

of course we will. and whoever doesn't will be forever dubbed a troll. ;) how did you /just/ notice that..?

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shadaboo2014 0

angryninja ur my favorite person up here lol :)

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BlueTwist89 0

Logically, "it" would refer to class (the last noun)? The class smelled strongly to cat urine. Kinda makes sense, but don't think that's what the OP was going for ><.

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cutenessizme 4

she is talking about the classroom. she noticed the smell in the class before realizing it was coming from her own sweater

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boopityboppity 11

Was this really by snickerdoodles? FYL either way.

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anaelantigua 0

Geez. That happened to me, I had laid out my clothes for the FIRST DAY of school, put them on, my little brothers cat peed on it.....so gross....I wanted to kill it! :/ Then I found an equally cute outfit hurrah! (:

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GMX_fml 0

How did you either put on a shirt that your cat had peed on or not notice when your cat peed on your shoulder.

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Jrook 0

wow ur lame :@. (that means "I just ate a lemon")

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irishleaf 0

damn that same thing happened to me! no one noticed tho

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