Love: Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy...

By bastardddd - 11/04/2009 01:47 - United States

Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML

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By Rachel - 23/10/2014 04:04 - United States - Waynesburg

Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML

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By perverted teenage girl - 29/11/2016 21:51

Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML

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By Noname - 23/01/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML

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By emselin - 18/09/2012 20:07 - Denmark - Niv

Today, someone brought cake to class. Trying to get some attention from the guy I have a crush on, I asked if he wanted my piece of cake. He accepted it, and then offered it to another girl. FML

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Classic mistake

By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 02:01

Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML

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By fmylifebad - 29/04/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML

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By NotCuteEnough - 24/08/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML

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By littlekellilee - 08/03/2012 16:23 - Canada

Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML

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By FarmerGirl - 09/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Brossard

Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML

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Love story

By theatreismylife - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was sitting next to the guy I like and he was doing homework. Then, he looks up, his eyes meeting mine. His smooth voice mutters my name as his face inches closer to mine. I can feel his minty breath against my face. My pulse is racing. Then, he says, "What's a pronoun?" FML

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Serial 2

Saturday 11 April 2009 9:48

there's only one solution...take out the competition

Jaywin 3

Saturday 11 April 2009 9:41

Awkward...make sure he's talking to you next time? I mean there's really not much to say about this except for "that sucks".

Comments

aerials_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 11:21

Ah, when I read this, I could just FEEL the embarrassment. This has happened to me so many times that I always tend to say "me?" and then point to myself before responding. :

beechy1996 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 12:02

#5 yeah! you are right get rid of the other girl and somehow try to pull the same stunt with her in your shoes!!!

blland 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 12:04

one word: never contradict yourself.

itsTiffany 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 14:07

Ohhh yes, I've had some similar situations like that. Sucks but what can you do?

xxdani 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 14:11

that always happens to me! like in school i think someone will be looking RIGHT AT ME and then they compliment me or ask me a question and i go right off into answering it before they go "uhh....." and the person behind me taps on my shoulder and gives me a weird look

spuuuddd 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 15:29

Aww. It's okay. Don't feel bad about it.

lol_seriously 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 15:53

Ouch!

Kitty34_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 17:31

That is the worst. Somehow, the simple things are the most emabrassing. I would almost rather fall down the stairs at school than make this mistake.

heatherryo 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 17:52

it happens to everyone. and it super sucks.

jaybrown 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 18:33

Yesterday (the day you wrote this) was Good Friday, and nobody has school on Good Friday. How were you in class?

1215116a 14

Saturday 14 May 2011 21:56

Umm I've never heard of 'Good Friday' and never gotten school off for it...besides it could have happened the day before and then she posted it Friday? :/