Ableism and Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a friend's sweet sixteen. Since I didn't know...

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By NotRetarded - 11/04/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, I went to a friend's sweet sixteen. Since I didn't know any else at the party I was really happy when the mother told me she sat me next to someone she thought I would have a lot in common with. He ended up being mentally challenged and talked to a sock puppet the whole party. FML

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blinkblink 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 9:44

#3 was clearly the one sitting next to the OP.

ScottyD620 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 9:40

Sock puppets are quite talkative... Esp ones with googly eyes

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PhysOptGuy 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 9:39

Wow, that could be very uncomfortable. I hope you talked to the sock puppet too. It sounds like fun. FYL because the mom thinks you have a lot in common with a retard.

thebestapple 0

Thursday 13 May 2010 22:35

Well, that's not an insulting comment. Why must everyone use derogatory terms on this site? Yeah, i use the word retarded, but not towards people with actual disabilities. I support the mentally challenged. Notice the wording I used

Grimmerie 31

Sunday 1 May 2011 8:40

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Snowstar 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 22:18

Don't say that. People use that word to describe people who are just plain dumb; The mentally challenged can't help it.

mattyboonie 0

Monday 1 August 2011 16:26

i dont feel for people who i dont know. like that tsunami that killed lots of people. i dont know any of them why should i give a ****?

SonOfAMitch 14

Friday 5 October 2012 0:39

Awww, look! #66 doesn't have a soul! And FYI, by using YOUR standards, nobody cares about who the president/prime minister of the country is because you 'don't know them'