By toomuchmetal - 24/06/2009 19:17 - United States

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Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2" gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FML
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drybamboo 0

A few years later, that cashier will have lost most of her senses down there and will probably need a jackhammer to her clit in order to get off. Shame. :-(

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Comments

StitchMeASmile 5

You know what, gauges are amazing. That really sucks that that happened to you.

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lobum 12

That is probably...the funniest shit ever.

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thisismyhead 25

They are not called 'gauges' you idiots. They are called stretched ears. The gauge is the size of the stretch. God, you people are ignorant.

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Chris93Jones 20

plugs* I hate to be 'that guy', but seriously, you got all the way up to half inch calling them gauges?

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thisismyhead 25

Thank you! I can't stand when people say that, especially when they have stretched ears!

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thelittlemissy 29

Hahaha! Good for her! Too bad she shares it with costumers.

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thisismyhead 25

They're not called "gauges", they're stretched earlobes. A gauge is a size, and any person should know that that is what that word means. If they were actually called gauges then that would have to mean that any piercing is a 'gauge' because it is something of a size that is now punched through your body. A normal earring is a 'gauge' if you people use your idiotic logic. ****.

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rorex 26

Why does the fact that she's fat matter

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