By toomuchmetal - 24/06/2009 19:17 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2" gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FML
I agree, your life sucks 548
You deserved it 86

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A few years later, that cashier will have lost most of her senses down there and will probably need a jackhammer to her clit in order to get off. Shame. :-(

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animalfreak4ever 0

Dude at least you can trust the cashier was likely honest about her experience, however gross that might have been! I have an ex who claimed to be able to ****** just by someone's voice. And said she did so regularly at the dinner table. I'll admit it could be possibly with a lot of training, but not this girl. She was such a lying sack of shit, man- by the time I finally got rid of her ass I didn't even know what her actual NAME was, much less anything of this caliber. Ugh, she was such a POS. F -MY- L.

Unless she has a genetic defect, it's her fault for being her weight. Yeah, people who aren't morbidly obese tend to look better. And don't try to call me vain, because it's healthier to not be overweight. No, I'm not saying you should be rude or unkind to people because they are fat. They know how much they weigh, and they can choose to change that or not. (Unless, as I said before, they have something genetically wrong with them.)

wow, people are being really rude. .-. it's pretty unecessary.

emmydownpour 0

wowwww bitch. weigt has nothing to do with beauty. skinny does not equal perfectionn. i bet you are skiny and look! you're still a bitch. sure you will get the teenage guys but as people mature, men realize that looks aren't the only thing that matters. heavy people can be jut as attractive... and whi wants to be able to see and feel their bones? that is absolutely revolting and a lot more unnatural than some extra padding. **** you.