Geek: Today, I was in line for Star Trek and chatting with another...

By Ottawa - 12/05/2009 14:11 - Canada

Today, I was in line for Star Trek and chatting with another couple about a guy who came to the movie wearing a Starfleet uniform. We were having a good snicker about this "Geek" until my cell phone rang. My ringtone is the sound made by the Star Trek communicator. FML

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By King_of_hearts - 04/04/2014 23:46 - United States - Plymouth

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By Dothy - 17/11/2008 09:54 - France

Today, I had an important appointment for a job. During the interview, my cellphone rang. My ringtone is "Denver, the last Dinosaur". FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 06:21 - United States

Today, I paid $60 for a haircut from a professional stylist, only to walk out looking like Spock from Star Trek. The worst part was the stylist asked me, "Hey, are you going to see that new Star Trek movie?" and tried to talk me into watching it. Now, wherever I go, people are giving me the 'live long and prosper' sign. FML

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By analinguist - 20/02/2010 19:04 - United States

Today, while playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, my phone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up with the Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML

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By ForeverAlone - 15/09/2011 21:46 - Canada

Today, I was at my cousin's house. We weren't spending time together because he was always texting. After a couple of minutes, I got jealous. I played a ringtone on my cell, and "answered" it. I had a whole conversation with nobody in an attempt to seem somewhat more popular than a 10-year-old. FML

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By Forever Alone - 16/05/2019 06:14

Today, I was so happy to hear my phone go "Ding" that I jumped for joy out of my couch. It was actually a character on my TV getting a text. FML

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By no paedo - 11/03/2016 20:35 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML

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By diva467 - 03/10/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a guy having a great time. I went up to go to the ladies' room, but as I walked back to the table, I heard some giggles. I looked and found out why. My skirt was tucked into my underwear. I was wearing my lucky Star Wars-themed panties. FML

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By chickennbenchpress - 31/05/2011 17:05 - Canada

Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in, in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It's the Pokémon theme song. FML

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farmgirl 3

Tuesday 12 May 2009 23:08

you're all in line for the Star Trek movie - you're ALL geeks, no need to make fun of one of your own

winteryescapes 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 23:05

well, that was a bit hypocritical of you, wasn't it?

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fretforyerlatte 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 23:33

that'll teach you to make fun of your own.

alex_vik 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 23:38

You were in line for Star Trek and called someone else a geek?

vt_mruhlin 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 23:38

Wear your geek proudly my friend. My ringtone is Leonard Nimoy's Ballad of Bilbo Baggins.

I2OI3 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 23:41

LIVE LONG AND PROSPER MY FRIEND! I'M INTO BATTLESTAR GALLACTICA MYSELF....FRAK MY LIFE?? LOL

emmaleelee 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 23:42

I don't understand why people who like Star Trek are geeks. And yet, the people who wait in line for several hours at midnight for the next Harry Potter book are not made fun of, not even the ones who dress up like various characters. Why is it just Star Trek/Star Wars? Why not anyone who obsesses over anything? o.0 (Sidenote-I'm not even a star trek fan. I'm one of those HPers I mentioned. But not the dressing up one.)

QueenOfBoredom 0

Friday 25 March 2011 23:49

people are stupid i love harry potter too i think "geeks" are awesome some people may connect star trek and star wars with geekiness because you need more than half of a brain cell to be able to follow it

suchatrekkie 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 23:42

I'm offended. I went to the first showing on Thursday dressed like Data and went on Friday dressed like Spock. (Spock is sexy) where did you get the ringtone? I want it.

Qualifier 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 23:43

YDI, for liking Star Trek and being a geek.

rukusrazor 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 23:43

#25, fix your fraking keyboard. Not a FML. My ringtone is still CTU's ring from 24.

deathproof_fml 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 23:44

LOL @ someone going to see freakin Star Trek even being hypocritical enough to call someone else a geek, regardless of whether your phone went off or not. Star Trek sucks.