By Where is the faith in Humanity - 07/11/2013 23:08 - United States - Tacoma

Today, I was in my room playing with my pet. I told my snake, "Who needs friends when I have you?" Through the wall I heard my neighbors say, "You do." I've never met my neighbors. FML
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RpiesSPIES 27

Yes... Your snake... Lets call it that.

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FMLJFL 5

What a wonderful first impression you've left, but who cares when you have your snake!

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JMichael 25

Use your snake as a threat for them to be your friends.

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brandoneyez1 25

Your neighbor is too close and is a spy. Might have cameras all over your house. Creepy.

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AKAR2521 4

weirs cat lady, but with a new twist, snakes instead!

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Adree 15

Was it your one eyes snake?

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martin8337 35

Was it a trousrer snake?

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Shortay92 10

Ive done this! Except my neighbors didn't reply....

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repKyle95 24

I love you OP... Let it be known that FML has found me my soulmate.

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buckdharma 37

Your neighbors were right. Snakes don't live long. Soon he'll throw up and die.

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Sweetpea22 14

Really? I wonder why my friends python is still alive at age 24

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xpokeloverx 6

My husband grew up with a ball python and they are both 26. Many snakes live to be 30-40 years depending on the species

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