Intimacy: Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked...

By Cynical - 30/03/2009 03:49 - United States

Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML

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By fuck - 22/01/2020 14:00 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2019 00:14

Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2021 06:00 - Philippines - Roxas

Today, my mom came in my bedroom without knocking, even though I'd told her to, and caught me masturbating. She stood there in awkward silence before saying, "…Dinner's ready at 6." and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2017 05:29 - United States - Irving

Today, my dad unlocked the bathroom door and barged in without warning only to catch me, with no clothes on, masturbating. He said, "sorry" but stayed for another 20 seconds to look for his shampoo. FML

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By jack s.b. - 14/11/2013 22:15 - United States - Austin

Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on I heard him snickering and telling my mom that I "jack off real weird." FML

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By Isabell - 06/02/2010 05:31 - Australia

Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML

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Knock first!

By Anonymous - 19/09/2023 06:00

Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML

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By hellphone_fml - 01/07/2019 20:00

Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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Just a question

By Anonymous - 14/12/2019 14:00

Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML

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ThatScaryKidd 0

Monday 30 March 2009 12:24

"Thats okay"? heh. that sucks

Peterick 0

Monday 30 March 2009 12:24

so much for knocking.

Comments

TheAntiComment 0

Monday 30 March 2009 18:31

my doors at home are lockable on the inside but you cant open them from the outside without breaking them in. surprised more people dont have this

666midnight 0

Monday 30 March 2009 18:32

Whats the point of having a lock on your door if parents can get it? Does that not just defeat the object? Better off just leaving it open lol

sunsetxcrash 3

Monday 30 March 2009 18:51

To everyone asking how the mother got in: ...Does nobody here have a skeleton key in their house?

Shadowflames420 0

Monday 30 March 2009 18:58

A lot new houses have weak locks on the doors inside the house. they can often be opened with a fingernail.

JustinKingr 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 4:15

hell a screwdriver works two

flyhigh26 0

Monday 30 March 2009 18:59

It's called a lock

KFabery 0

Monday 30 March 2009 19:00

What type of creepy-ass mother walks in on her son when she knows he's naked? If you're older than 5, this is not normal, healthy behavior. Please don't grow up to be a serial killer because of her, kthx.

rndg 0

Monday 26 July 2010 21:15

OP is a girl.

xNephilim 18

Tuesday 17 July 2012 7:13

It's still normal. I really don't give a shot if my mom sees me naked or if I see her naked... Doesn't mean either one of us is ****** up in the head. Jeez.

effevery1slife 0

Monday 30 March 2009 19:03

shoulda been a little more specific and just told her that u were beatin it

eliz3 0

Monday 30 March 2009 19:19

Parents who do this are taking the piss. end of.

gleidu77 0

Monday 30 March 2009 19:19

i don't think he/she should have had to say they were masturbating. they didn't "deserve" it for not being honest. as a teenager, their mother should respect their privacy. ignorant mothers like that piss me off.

LunarMage 2

Sunday 21 August 2011 18:52

It's her house, not his. Thats the issue with kids these days. They think they are special and important. There is a reason why out world is going to hell in a hand-basket, and one of those reasons is people believing they have the right to do what they want.