Intimacy: Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked... - FML

By Cynical - 30/03/2009 03:49 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML

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By fuck - 22/01/2020 14:00 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2019 00:14

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Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML

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Today, my mom came in my bedroom without knocking, even though I'd told her to, and caught me masturbating. She stood there in awkward silence before saying, "…Dinner's ready at 6." and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2017 05:29 - United States - Irving

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Today, my dad unlocked the bathroom door and barged in without warning only to catch me, with no clothes on, masturbating. He said, "sorry" but stayed for another 20 seconds to look for his shampoo. FML

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By jack s.b. - 14/11/2013 22:15 - United States - Austin

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Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on I heard him snickering and telling my mom that I "jack off real weird." FML

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By Isabell - 06/02/2010 05:31 - Australia

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Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML

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Knock first!

By Anonymous - 19/09/2023 06:00

Spicy

Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML

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By hellphone_fml - 01/07/2019 20:00

Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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Just a question

By Anonymous - 14/12/2019 14:00

Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML

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ThatScaryKidd 0

Monday 30 March 2009 12:24

"Thats okay"? heh. that sucks

Peterick 0

Monday 30 March 2009 12:24

so much for knocking.

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Shihaby 0

Monday 30 March 2009 14:21

Next time, leave the key in the door.

scarlett_fml 0

Monday 30 March 2009 14:34

Why didn't you stop masturbating when she said thats OK? I presume she had to take a few seconds to unlock the door.

ammali 0

Monday 30 March 2009 14:36

#15 has it right on the last paragraph--just because THEY don't mind doesn't mean YOU don't! Humiliating, my friend. I feel for you.

King_of_Kings 3

Monday 30 March 2009 15:03

#9 it's called a key. and keys unlock doors from the outside. DUH!

strangersdk 0

Monday 30 March 2009 15:11

That really sucks. If I were you I'd yell at her or some shit. Why bother even knocking if she's just gonna barge in anyway?

hdbrill1 0

Monday 30 March 2009 15:20

#5 are you insane?

Jasper_fml 0

Monday 30 March 2009 15:43

dude, that's creepy.

wholeon 0

Monday 30 March 2009 15:52

Well, the good news is, now that Mum has caught you wacking it, she'll probably thin twice about how "ok" it is to walk in on you "naked."

dirtbiker219 0

Monday 13 September 2010 7:52

it's a girl

isuckok 11

Friday 11 October 2013 21:32

Girls "whack it". Its just a different process.

Jennifer83 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:08

Uh....yeah...that's NOT okay.

kmth79 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:18

This is my worst nightmare. I'm so sorry you had to live it.

spidergirl41 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 7:00

Indeed. I would die if this happened to me.

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