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By captfml - 15/12/2010 22:32 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2020 02:03

Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2013 18:57 - Zimbabwe

Today, I rushed to a dentist's appointment. Once in the chair, I apologized for not having had the time to brush my teeth beforehand. He responded with, "Ah that's alright, I just took a piss and forgot to wash my hands." FML

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By Mirroronthewall - 30/08/2009 15:22 - Canada

Today, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom. As I looked in the mirror I spotted a zit on my forehead. Keeping my toothbrush in my mouth, I quickly lean in towards the mirror to pop the pimple meanwhile lodging my toothbrush down my throat. I temporarily can't talk. FML

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By Noname - 09/11/2008 09:18 - France

Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML

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Soapy

By Anonymous - 10/11/2022 00:00

Today, like every morning, I washed my mouthguard with bar soap. Tonight, though, I realized I hadn’t rinsed as well as I should have, there's soap between my teeth. FML

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Rushed

By K.Trinity - 15/06/2024 20:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was in a rush to get to work and decided to multitask by making my coffee while brushing my teeth. Halfway through, I absentmindedly poured mouthwash into my coffee mug and took a big gulp. I spent the rest of the morning trying to get the taste of minty coffee out of my mouth. FML

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By idontlikebitter - 08/03/2016 21:10 - Switzerland - Klingnau

Today, as I was doing my make-up, I needed a Q-tip to fix a mistake. I took one out the box and put it in my mouth to get it wet. Too bad someone had used it before to clean their ears. FML

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By Talented73 - 25/04/2017 20:00

Today, while brushing my teeth, I applied the toothpaste to my toothbrush when a few bristles got caught on the lip of the tube and flung a glob of toothpaste into my eye. My eye is now bloodshot, but at least it's minty fresh. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2022 00:00

Today, while I was trying to put on my deodorant, the whole stick popped out when I took the cap off, narrowly missing my face, into the toilet. FML

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By soccercrazed1520 - 13/01/2010 21:40 - France

Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML

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DrAwesome 6

Thursday 16 December 2010 1:54

"I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth." Sounds like my ex-wife.

DocBastard 38

Thursday 16 December 2010 2:09

It's ok, I'm a doctor and I can help you. Go play leapfrog with a unicorn. It's the only cure. Sorry.

Comments

Bigbird16 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 7:46

Thats grody!!!!!! Ewwwwieeeeeee!!!!!!!!

MoldinRooster 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 7:50

It's Just Soap...

IdkPIZZA 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 7:52

One of my friends drank a whole bunch of soap when she was 5, and then she started burping out bubbles...

Koolala 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 8:10

there are worse things to find on your toothbrush, like hobo piss, or a kidney stone. I'm just sayin'.

pip74205 9

Thursday 16 December 2010 8:19

Be honest. You knew that you had been saying some bad words and were washing your mouth out with soap.

sallen0046 4

Thursday 16 December 2010 8:50

Yet another case of "my life is ****** because I don't pay attention to what I'm doing". Everyone makes mistakes, unless you cause yourself permanent damage, it's not a life ******* situation.

Sparx1_1 16

Thursday 16 December 2010 11:19

So basically you've done what almost every single person here has done, or will do, at least once in their life and you think this is so horrible that your life is now ruined... did that about cover it? If you think this is really bad, then the rest of your life is going to be one long fml event after another.