Work: Today, I was in the cafeteria when I noticed a new worker cleaning...

By crosseyed - 10/06/2009 19:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in the cafeteria when I noticed a new worker cleaning a table. As I passed her, she looked up and smiled at me. Thinking she was pulling a funny face, I jokingly crossed my eyes and smiled back. She looked hurt and continued working. Later, she served me my lunch. She was actually cross-eyed. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, I was working at a portrait studio and was taking pictures of a little girl, I kept telling the girl to stop making silly faces when she smiles because her eyes go cross-eyed. After the third time I said it her mom grabbed the little girl and left. Turns out, she was naturally cross-eyed. FML

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By thatswhatsup66 - 20/03/2012 19:01 - United States - Greer

Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML

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By nose hurts - 30/12/2012 01:01 - United States - Richmond

Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML

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By amy - 16/10/2013 21:52 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML

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By Gary McBain - 14/01/2023 06:00

Today, whilst in the break room at work, a girl I don’t know walked into the room. She gave me a look of utter disgust, then turned and walked back out of the room. I was so shocked, I burst out laughing. FML

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By Crochocinco85 - 13/03/2014 11:59 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me, so I waved back. Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door. I heard laughter behind me. FML

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By Noname - 24/02/2009 23:00 - United States

Today, I got up early and really put some extra effort into my appearance to catch the eye of a cute guy at work. I walked in and the woman who sits at the desk beside me looks over and says, "Wow, are you sick? You're not looking too good." FML

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By Kamburgler - 02/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML

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By Salvation711 - 15/04/2012 15:29 - United States

Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML

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By Smile No More - 13/05/2011 12:27

Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML

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julvett 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:03

She probably spit in your food...

Aciliveth 5

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:03

Oh man. I hope you apologized and explained yourself. And even then...

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Snackbars 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 3:16

Poor girl. :( You must have made her feel so insecure. Maybe you could explain it to her and apologize? She may even laugh about it! It's not likely, but...

Mr_FYLife 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 2:26

Like it's been said a hundred times so far, just go and apologize. Otherwise, I hope you enjoy your chicken and spit sandwich. Mmm, mmm, mmm, soggy.

youngboss_fml 2

Wednesday 22 July 2009 3:56

yo i feelmore sorry for the op , i could have done the same thing, its not like u intended to hurt her

gummibehrs 4

Wednesday 26 August 2009 18:17

It was an unfortunate accident, but it was just that - an accident. You were just trying to be friendly toward her and make her feel welcome. Although I hope you watched closely to make sure she didn't spit in your food.

ericvolp12 0

Friday 5 February 2010 3:57

wow I love that comment, it's things like that people should be saying to one another. thankyou

spideylove 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 4:52

you don't deserve it because you didn't know. get her some flowers or something and apologize because that's awful. it shouldn't be your fml. it's hers lol! poor girl!

jlynntiger 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 23:06

Wow dumb ass, y would a girl u met eyes with for the first time make a funny face at u??

JordenAsplund 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:14

Asshole

livelobster123 14

Saturday 4 February 2012 6:21

DON'T HATE ON THE OP. She probably didn't know the cafeteria lady was cross-eyed, so GIVE IT A BREAK. Op doesn't deserve this, I'm pretty sure she aplogized afterward.